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I know we're only four points off fourth and that all the teams above us will probably have a shite run of results before the end of the season but i just can't see us getting Europe. A big win tonight might give us some confidence. Just can't see where it's coming from though. Fortunately the johnnies are shite and largely out injured so i don't see us getting a tanking either. Three goals in the last 5 games between the sides. Expecting a narrow win, hopefully for us.

Which bit of the above tweet or the linked website announcement constitutes "over-egging"? Feel free to quote.

Ok then. Read the reactionary bollocks as requested and against my better judgement. Even they're not saying it's untrue. The best defence that the Tory mouthpiece can muster is that other accusations failed. Essentially claiming that it's ok to act illegally so long as you don't do any other illegal things. "I'm innocent. The jury said i was not guilty of attempted muder and GBH. I was only found guilty of ABH so that's ok" "Essentially it was the process, not the appointments themselves, which breached equality law."

Just a straightforward retreat from the Russians is enough for the propaganda win. US and UK shown to be completely wrong. NATO shown to be ineffective and divided. Germany shown to be whores for gas. Straightforward humiliation for Macron. All for domestic consumption. Still not clear whether they've got what they wanted on Donbas but does look unlikely Ukraine will ever be in NATO

Tried goat for the first time last night. Like a more intense lamb, less fatty mutton with the texture of braised steak. Will have again.

He's coming home

The buttery crowd will be raging with this

Stewarty was only trying to stop the diddies by self harming again by doing something stupid like going with Setanta. Now shut up and laugh at Rangers

The upside is geeting the article up to the requisite number of words to get paid. The actual meaning of those words is not important.

The the Rangers have totally lost their mojo. They were comedy gold back in the day. Last funny thing i remember them doing was that guy that shit himself at their title riot.

Your last manager got the bullet for being 3rd for years in a row. There is no potential to make Aberdeen any better than that. Jim may fail with St Mirren but he has potential to overachieve. Anything less than 3rd at aberdeen is failure and they can't go any higher. He can overachieve at St Mirren and increase his standing. Aberdeen is a dead end job. He finished 3rd twice. Once behind Stuart McCall's Motherwell. McInnes didn't get sacked tbe first two times he finished fourth but the direction of travel was clear.

Interview questions for new hire: 1-What sort of player plays in the full back positions? (if they say "full backs" , go to q2, if not, thank them for their time) 2-what's better, goals or possession? (if "goals" , proceed) 3-how do you say definitely? (if "definately" punch in face and throw out, otherwise proceed) If more than one candidate remains, hire the one with the best name.

Of course they're making it up. He might be keen or might not but some hack at the Record will neither know nor care.

I remain convinced that the Glib and shameless liar planned a pre-pack administration with his placeman Whyte taking the fall. Unfortunately 8 days into admin HMRC froze the £7.8m in cash that Dave brought into the UK (so he didn't have to pay his South African Tax with it). HMRC 2- Rfc 0

But there's some photos of Nazis so they're all nazis.

Sensible to keep the kitchen roll handy beside the laptop.

My favourite was the guy with the mullet going "families.... Waaaah"

You're a basket case.

By the time you're out we'll be clear in fourth and closing the gap on Hearts. Something to look forward to.

We've a stated ambition to play attacking football. That kind of rules Alexander out. Yes they are. They're at about the same level on the food chain as us. Probably slightly smaller and less successful mind

Yes it is harsh. But fair. You're always on about Marios Ogkmpoe. You're never going to meet him. Dave gets one look at those radial performance charts and RG is in.

It’s close season in the MLS just now. just coincidentally

Thanks for trying Stephen. He might be a good coach but he never came across as a manager. Are we going to bow to fan pressure and bring in Jim Duffy?

Clash of the shite uns

It's good to have some proper gloating on a match thread after all the recent tears about referees. Fair play to the well.