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Just seen game on alba and not read the thread, so apologies if i'm repeating well worn bollocks. Hearts deserved the win on balance. Great save by Gordon from a not bad penalty that only a myopic buffooon would have argued. Hearts obviously quick off the blocks and on top for first 20 mins. Thought we'd done well to keep our shape and just boot it upfield with a high press and were on top before Hearts scored. Absolute idiocy from our comedy hardman to have a wee stamp for no reason. He'd have got away with it at his previous employer but it's just fucking stupid in a red shirt. Would have been good if a centre back showed up to clear the free kick at some point. Decent finish though. Though our goal was harshly chopped off. Thought it was for an earlier push which would have been understandable but didn't look much like climbing. Might on highlights. Was all fairly tight and we were disappointing in the lack of chances we made. We never had anyone running though the middle and Hearts doubled up down the wings. Also we left space on our wings that hearts found to easily. Worried by Goodwin getting outthought by that fucking tramp. Gearts second goal was another limp cross and was right on Gallagher's head. Appreciate that he took an arm to the face and a competent ref gives a fk, but he dgrank and was weak as f**k. He should have had that and not hoped to get bailed out by the ref. We need new players all over but i can't remember a centre half pairing this shit. Even Phil Maguire and Plug. Deserved nul points

Effortless. Good callback

You’ll see above I realised I’d fucked my argument so went all in and fucked my edit too and quoted myself. Dammit

Ah right you meant with sanctions, not voting

And the whole of the americas and south east Asia and non-EU Europe. About 1/3 of the world’s population live in 2 members that might want to keep the option of steaming into a disputed territory open. They’re both nations firmly in the “w**k” camp.

Cash buyers only

Ukraine girls... leave the West behind.

I can't wait for the inevitable reports of fans' behaviour getting planes turned around. Especially if they're forcibly disembarked somewhere with capital punishment.

I like the Irvine Welsh short story where Kim Basinger and Madonna are flicking through "Scheme Scene" and lusting over pictures of pasty faced guys in shell suits.

No, i'm getting one for what looks like a camp spoof of the ipcress files and something about appkying for jobs in care. The latter is probably because of the wife using the search on my phone. Not saying that's definitely why you've a divorce ad, but....

"restoring the democratically elected president who was deposed by a western backed coup" no doubt

Must be about time for the buying task. It's the best one for showing up complete stupidity and ignorance. I think there's plenty of that stil there.

You can't actually see that without opening her up. I don't think anyone was suggesting that.

I do remember that the sports shop that sold official club stuff (was it Rosslyn Sports? By Bruce Miller’s) used to sell half and half Aberdeen and Everton scarves- would have been 85 ish?. I don't remember there ever being any sort of link up or affinity apart from that Scarf though.

We're not usually too bad for this any more. We did give 32 yo Hayes 2 years but he's been better in the second of those. Scott Brown does look to be in decline in year one of two but he was signed as a coach. Went through a bit of a phase of signing ageing players a while ago but i don't think they were on long deals and were generally decent.

It's a well known scientific fact that the human brain starts to shrink at 40. We need to know a poster's age to decide whether their opinion on football is worthwhile or whether we can ignore it like their increasingly reactionary views on the death penalty and foreign looking people.

FAKE NEWS! Real one: Finally something i actually knpw about on this thread

I don't want to just dive in two footed without being very sure of my facts

^^^ 6/10

So, did we conclude on who is the biggest?

You'd run out of chessboard way before that

Ideally brutally during a Cliff Richards singalong

I'll take that as a "no"

Eclipse?

A playoff against Kilmarnock would be hilarious. Hearts look pretty comfortable in third unfortunately. Can you make it to the end of the season without your arses collapsing though?