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If we win our next two (big if-both eminently lose-able and i'd take neither for granted) we'd need any three of Motherwell, St Mirren, Livingston and Hibs to fail to win both their games (so long as hibs don't win a game by four or five). Ir any two of them fail to win both and Utd don't win either. At least one of them won't win both. I reckon 70% chance if we win both. So we probably won't. Would you cry if we did?

Love that third goal.

Well groomed beards are a major red flag.

Getting other more junior dentists to do it for you while you kick back and drive about on a ferrari with your shirt unbuttoned too far.

I bloody wasn't! I haven't seen it though.

I nominate Stephen Fry's The Liar. A throwback to more innocent times where a pederast slitting boys' knees to f**k the wound and something about curing a horse with magic jizz were fine.

So that's what nickettynackettynoo means

If we were a small country with almost no internal economic activity freeports would be a great idea. As it stands, they're just enterprise zones with added customs loopholes. Might boost the local areas but might cost the country a bit more. Who knows. Unsurprising that Tory industrial policy is a mixture of classics and tax dodging.

Again, disgusting. I didn't laugh once. Especially not at old and crispy sick.

I don't know a lot about them but i never thought it was satirical. I didn't think they were actually like that though, just acting the c**t because it were a laugh. Sweaty Betty is still a classic. I'd say it shows feminist credentials by demonstrating that someone who is not traditionally attractive can still be reagarded as desirable. "She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm But after ten pints, she looked quite fit Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins She was a mound of flesh Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath? Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death I knew that she wanted me to shag her So I stabbed her c**t with my mutton dagger I couldn't believe the size of her bum She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her She's so obscene, three tons of margarine She's like a lump of lard But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard" Disgraceful that is. Not funny at all. Not at all.

Totally agree on fund managers. A lot of them will be able to demonstrate better than average performance. Exactly half of them in fact. But that only proves how stats work.

That was kind of my point. It's not obvious that it's better to move your wealth from property to stocks. This is mostly hypothetical for me personally.

If you live in a cheaper, bought, house you have less returns on your property. If you're sure that the stock market will continue to outperform real estate that makes sense but putting all your eggs in the stocks basket seems risky, no? If you have your own stocks directly you can hold your nerve and not sell. But that graph suggests returns from trackers, not individual stocks, which get there value from trading. I'd suggest that if you'd bought £1000 of each stock in the 500 at 1982 you'd have lost, after inflation, by now. If you have a tracker you are more diversified but at greater risk of the fund manager folding with your cash in a crash.

This was criticised a fair bit when it came out. Still got distributed by a big label though. Always reminds me of the White Trash comics, with Axl Rose and Elvis driving around the south being rednecks.

I don't think it was Brexit. Just heard this reported on the BBC and they never mentioned Brexit. So it can't be that. It's the bloody foreign owners.

I'll only watch that if they fix the spelling

The first one of these has clearly had his handbag photoshopped out of his leading hand. The rest of them look like my wife when i've left the seat up. Which to be fair is quite terrifying.

The Macc Lads song about Live Aid. Kevin Bloody Wilson, living next door to Abos. Woke snowflake blah blah.

Surely films telling you to f**k kids should be discouraged?

I look forward to Geoff doing something traditionally Christian, like being eaten by a Lion.

They won't need to. This is an entirely futile show from the UK.

Why would you roasr cheese? You'd just end up with an oily cheesy puddle on your roasting tray. Unless it's haloumi? Much better putting it on toast.

Wangerman

Still, if you want to ask someone about an illegal invasion...