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The oligarchs were an inspiration to our political class who stopped floating state owned businesses and gave them to their mates instead.

I am totally on board with you boring b*****ds amassing as much savings as possible. You'll be subsidising my low quality state nursing care with them.

I almost agree with the man from Gammon b*****d News. Except it's xenophobic, not racist.

This would be so much better in video, like the little girl splashing in an unexpectedly deep puddle in the You've Been Framed opening credits.

Why can't we be more like Kosovo or Cyprus? I've always looked up to them.

If you're slagging a caricature of another poster is it not considered good form to tag said poster?

Alien

I thought that people who created double barrelled names nowadays (as opposed to inheriting them) were all fake tan types who think it sounds fancy.

Not as common as you thought you berk

There's at least three women at my work whose profile photo has two women in it, presumably mother/daughter or a friend or something. Morons.

I do wonder whether there's a bit of bias in our fans view of Lewis because he was such an improvement over the previous 10 years of keepers. He has made a fair few howlers over the last three years. I suspect he's also on a very high wage.

Ukraine probably has a couple of PCA players with an under 21 cap and a highlights reel on YouTube that could do a job in the Scottish Championship. Because of the fascist mods we'll never know.

Much of the south of England is hard water areas so it makes sense.

You are trying to explain to them why their whole worldview is a sham. Expect resistance.

Really rated him as a youngster. I remember being asked by a welsh colleague who was doing some online manager game to recommend a promising young player from Scotland and i said Brown. Even ahead of young Dandies breaking through like Considine, Foster or Stewart. He never seemed to kick on at Celtic but was still very good. He always got the upper hand against our midfield until about 2020. His impunity and arrogance was horrible as an opposition fan. Still can't understand how he could jump on Marley Watkins, nowhere near the ball, land on his thigh and not even concede a free kick. I really didn't want him at Pittodrie. He has won me over from complete hatred to mild dislike. I don't subscribe to the view that he was good for the first few months. I thought his first few games were good then good games started getting interspersed with poor ones. Then the poor ones became more frequent. I'd say he was at 1 decent game in 3 by December. No sign of the leadership we were promised. Won't be missed but i don't bear any real ill will.

Got to love a bit of dark helmet

Very Ministry of Truth looking that. Now i'm convinced that the Russian army is going to be infected by an HIV/ebola mash up any day now.

They need to stop moths from eating the sarcophagus

Anyone that doesn't die and doesn't make the cut for the movies will just turn up in "fear". Massively coincidentally bumping into their old mate Morgan on the other side of the continent.

Should have gone for the toaster

A recycling centre is a place you can take your old stuff to to get rid of it. Some people use them as an alternative to piling shite up in their front garden.

Get that on the honours list

It is on or around an island

Bangladesh condemning Russia would have made all the difference.