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Save time by wearing an orange boiler suit around the house.

Top tips for illegal occupation

Sharpen you up for a bit of the old ultraviolence

Must be penalty time soon?

There's some vacancies for tomato pickers in Norfolk. We'll take six.

Does anyone know whether the Danube is a feasible route into the Black Sea for smaller ships and whether Serbia being matey with Russia is a barrier?

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It says here you're 150?

I appreciate the civility of your response. It just seems obvious that Putin wouldn't take it lying down and i can't understand why you could think otherwise.

Possibly. But when it's a Range Rover or BMW/Audi I automatically assume it's just dickish behaviour. That's a very reasonable assumption.

Russia have said they consuder Ukraine to be Russia and that NATO even contemplating Ukraine joining was beyond the pale. NATO military taking control over Ukraine airspace would be NATO wading in to the war. The chance of Russia just accepting that is nil.

Maybe they were in the same situation half an hour before?

Similar to that, if i don't get visibly furious and all up in arms about something that's riled her she thinks i strongly support it. She's increasingly unhinged with it. Ranges from thinking i want to marry female contestants on dragons den if i don't strongly condemn the shitness of their business, right up to thinking i'd like to join the Klan.

I suspect it's because they're thin skinned sensitive wee flowers who complain at the slightest offence. Like another set of supporters. Can any mods confirm?

Penalty to Aberdeen

If there's a picture of dame Edna in a dafabet t shirt. Combining grief junkyism with selling out is sooo Cellic

Cardboard replacements for the plastic bits that hold a four pack together. Specifically the bit that looks like it's for carrying it with but is actually going to strip the flesh off my finger.

Frowned on apparently. I got it right into the cockpit.

Unrealistic expectations

Looks like we're not even getting a "new manager bounce" then. That's annoying.

In the spirit of reconciliation i think i should acknowledge that Hearts did play w... We....... Playyy wwwww..www Nah, sorry Hammer throwing c***s

I used to have a casio G shock that was waterproof to 400m. What's the point of that? I'd have imploded well before that. Still, it looked proper hard compared to the Swatches worn by my peers. I don't wear a watch anymore but i do carry a fiver which does the same job.

Some co-op you must have, don't think mine has a single Russian product (I guess some ingredients are probably sourced from there, but I can't imagine they'll start pulling McVities because of Russian wheat or whatever). Ours stocks Armenian caviar anyway.

Stonewaller, insert amusing post.

Haha