Loonytoons
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48 minutes ago, May Rckinnon said:
Ray hates crossing, he'll be fine.
Ray's Big team has just been outed.
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14 minutes ago, scottsdad said:
The patriotic thing to do is keep at it until the gentleman's relish flies. I bet Wee Rishi would stop half way through.
On the other hand, if you pardon the pun, he is a complete tosser.
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On 06/06/2024 at 18:05, Miguel Sanchez said:
England's 58 years of European Championship & World Cup pain - BBC Sport
It's so hard to pick a favourite, isn't it?
QuoteEngland's men have now gone 58 years since their last success in a major tournament
1 victory and only one other final appearance in 35 or so major tournaments they've entered into would suggest that they may have been fortunate with that single trophy.
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1 hour ago, Loonytoons said:
Thought 10pm was the cut off for outdoor gigs in the UK?
51 minutes ago, tamthebam said:No doubt under the City of Edinburgh Council (We're greedy b*****ds) Licencing By-law 2024 a special entertainment licence has been granted.
Thinks: Meadowbank Stadium hosted Prince and Elton John gigs in the past. Perhaps they should try it with their flagship stadium now.
11.00pm by the looks of it.
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11 hours ago, btb said:
Just had a mechanic out to the house to do some work on the car.
His name was Calvin Knox - you don't get more staunch than that!
And did he?
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11 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:
Isn't that a rude word in Vulcan? @scottsdad
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6 hours ago, Zetterlund said:
This sign on the A9.
The way the villages are displayed, you'd expect to drive through Birnam first on that loop. Always looks wrong to me.
Little Dunkeld getting fucked over yet again.
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Thought 10pm was the cut off for outdoor gigs in the UK?
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1 minute ago, scottsdad said:
A Taylor Swift concert being headline news.
It is a concert!
Similar statement could be made for a game of football and that happens all the time.
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Just now, Soapy FFC said:
I hate this as well. You press the button and after 30 seconds nothing has happened, the traffic clears so you cross before the lights have changed, and once you're 20 or 30 yards away from the crossing you hear the lights change and stop traffic with nobody at the crossing. These lights just piss off both the pedestrians and the drivers.
A win for cyclists everywhere.
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22 hours ago, Loonytoons said:
Don't have s problem with it myself.
Might stop the occasional c**t on the road from being quite so cunty.
21 hours ago, alta-pete said:^^^ dash cam owner.
That'll be a "nope".
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3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:
"child on board" signs.
Aye, we were happy enough risking the lives of others, but if there's a kid aboard then we'll make an exception.
Don't have s problem with it myself.
Might stop the occasional c**t on the road from being quite so cunty.
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23 minutes ago, Fullerene said:
I would hate for you to go through that ritual whenever you discovered you had put them on the wrong feet.
I'm sure the other person would notice before it came to that.
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My niece's welly boot made centre stage at TITP 2007.
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1 hour ago, Dan Steele said:
I've just seen and heard an Aston Martin roaring down the Mound. If you need a roaring exhaust on one of them you're trying to compensate for more than just a wee willie.
Was it a green one? Last year in Edinburgh, a guy just drove round and round St Andrews Square making as much noise with his car as possible. Sad case.
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23 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:
It's the parents who let their brats climb into the trolleys that should be thrown into an oubliette.
Can't see why that would annoy anyone. They're out the road and not wandering about the aisles and I suspect you were never a child.
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On 29/05/2024 at 20:02, philpy said:
I'd be absolutely fluming about it.
I'd chute (sit doon Kenneth) the wife if she got that.
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3 hours ago, MEADOWXI said:
TV volume has to be at an even number, with one exception.
It's 16, 18, 20, 24, 25, 28, 30, 32, 34, 36, 38, 40.
I prefer 25 to 26 but not 35 to 36
Socks take up to an hour to be taken off. Sitting at home, put heel of one foot on sock end of other foot and wiggle and loosen sock around toes, repeat on other foot. About 30mins later, repeat process but move socks further down feet. Repeat again later so socks are now only really covering toes and rest of sock is hanging loose. Then when ready just shake your feet till the socks fall off.
And relax.
Isn't that the correct way to remove socks?
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8 hours ago, Big Bobo said:
Nothing really. We wouldn't be together if she did things that infuriates me.
Can you give her the laptop then, I'm sure she'd love to share.
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2 hours ago, BFTD said:
Carbon dioxide build-up is something else. I've been in rooms with CO sensors lately and, if everyone starts feeling drowsy, it always turns out that the sensor has tripped and we need to start opening doors and windows. Absolutely fine within half an hour.
Makes me wonder how many days fighting sleep at school were just down to the sealed environment.
You were in better insulated classrooms than I was.
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Scary amount of people here that go to McDonald's. Fitting thread for it I suppose.
Seeing the "Parklife" link, I've always got to sing it in the strongest cockney accent I can muster.
Roxanne gets the Scottish accent and lyrics amended to Scots. "Roxanne ye dinnae hae tae pit on that reid licht"
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18 hours ago, TxRover said:
Wondering exactly how much of a coronary the MOT inspector would have if Stacy pulled up In this bedazzled gem:
Yea, it’s all the stick on rhinestone crap you get at hobby stores…and some of it will probably embed itself in her face when she hits someone.
Wife's car is like that.
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On 21/05/2024 at 19:19, tongue_tied_danny said:
Fly Fishing is an absolutely shite activity enjoyed only by tory, gammon wanksplats.
It's worse than golf IMO.
On 21/05/2024 at 20:23, Bob in Denny said:First I've been described as that
Me too.
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3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:
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Quick Question Thread
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