Loonytoons
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On 07/02/2024 at 11:00, kennie makevin said:
Creedence Clearwater Revival's original 'Proud Mary' is far superior to Ike & Tina Turner's hysterical screaming version. Hitching a ride on a riverboat queen sailing gently down the Mississippi with that caterwauling hammering my eardrums ? No thanks.
This is surely not an unpopular opinion.
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45 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said:
Are you sure you dropped it? I think you might’ve been pickpocketed after getting out the car…
Similar-ish, My mate left his living room window open a fraction during the summer and someone climbed in and nicked 500 quids worth of stuff during the night and his insurer refused to pay out
Pickpocket was my thought!
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Possibly should have been on the quick question thread...
Looks like I dropped my car key getting out of it this morning.
Car is no longer parked where it should have been.
Will the insurer pay out?
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It's like a Viz letter.
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20 hours ago, ICTChris said:
Here’s the owner of the dogs who killed the woman in Essex. He is her former son-in-law, she was visiting him to see her grandchildren.
The guy has previously offered XL Bully puppies for sale on Facebook for £500.
Turns out the pups had been squabbling and he told his MiL to shove a broom between them to make them stop.
Looks like the xl mother took exception to her pups being "attacked".
I'd have thought coming between any dog and their pups in such a manner wouldn't be a clever move, let alone something the size as one of those.
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14 minutes ago, RateofKnots said:
I thought a while ago Stranraer would be dragged into it. They started like a train and have done very little since.
40 points is safety.
Can't see bottom getting past 36 tbh
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21 minutes ago, RateofKnots said:
This is just keeping McKinnon in a job.
And dragging another 2 teams into the relegation battle
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3 hours ago, 101 said:
Despite his claims I doubt that is in any way official.
All service dogs are trained to shit on demand and given he is clearly carrying bags about to pick up after it, I would say he has just bought a jacket for his dog.
Hope it is a real service dog as folk wandering about with a vest off Amazon makes life harder for folk with hearing or epilepsy dogs.
Shit on demand or not surely it will still need picking up?
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3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkant said:
The guilty party IMO.
"Watson was later seen dropping her ample drawers and pishing out the back of the shop on CCTV."
No shit Sherlock?
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39 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:
Was it Comyn who Bruce killed in a church?
Aye
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On 30/01/2024 at 10:50, scottsdad said:
Car, pothole, Wrexham... there's a pun in there somewhere.
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I used to enjoy watching the golf. Can't be bothered with the LIV tour and fast losing interest in the PGA.
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46 minutes ago, Loonytoons said:
Fairly sure the rule is to do with contact with the ground in encroachment which will almost always be the foot.
On that basis, in the image above all the players chasing forward are still in their own half.
25 minutes ago, Ginaro said:I considered that until I realised it was for the Dundee player at the top...
Poaching b*****d
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8 hours ago, LIVIFOREVER said:
Pretty clear encroachment before the ball is kicked to restart the game. VAR is meant to check everything leading up to a goal in the immediate phase of play. How did they miss this?
Fairly sure the rule is to do with contact with the ground in encroachment which will almost always be the foot.
On that basis, in the image above all the players chasing forward are still in their own half.
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6 minutes ago, TxRover said:
Have you ever put washing up liquid in a dishwasher…ah, impetuous youth, how I recall such stupidity. Of course, the whole kitchen got cleaned…
Soap flakes in the washing machine can have a similar effect.
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1 minute ago, TxRover said:
Did it improve the reception?
Up and down I would think.
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On 27/01/2024 at 11:07, Newbornbairn said:
Garden gnomes look a tad agitated. Is it theirs?
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Hair ice.
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/learn-about/weather/types-of-weather/frost-and-ice/hair-ice
Weird fungal phenomenon.
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7 hours ago, Raidernation said:
If something is very warm it's hAt.
Maybe that's a Ch-kaaaa-go thing.
Considering there's a fair few aulder Scots who say "het" I think we'd be better just not commenting on that one.
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1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said:
Least I don't have to worry about my insomnia tonight, I'll just read through all this lazer chat. Cheers fellas
You'll struggle to get any zzz's in a laser chat.
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1 hour ago, Crawford Bridge said:
No.
My name begins with A. They pronounce it like it starts with E.
Ersehole? We do that here too.
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41 minutes ago, superwell87 said:
The Portuguese Man of War is not in fact a jellyfish, but is a siphonophore. Which is a colony of animals called zooids that work together as one
Bit like the Borg then. @scottsdad
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39 minutes ago, Michael W said:
I remembered seeing this a couple of weeks ago:
A seriously unwell person.
I'm assuming she has two children, there no way she stays with an adult.
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Just now, TheScarf said:
That's my thinking too. Even if I'm on an all dayer I have my lunch in the pub and my tea when I'm back there after the game or I get a Ron's Meals or kebab when I'm going home
Don't you find that kebabs repeat on you?
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