GeeJay

Saw this on Facebook - it never ceases to amaze me the level of stupidity of punters. Is he scared of winning money or something? Barcelona/Celtic - he got 100/1, could have got 250/1 (Paddy Power) - a difference of £7500! Draw/Celtic - he got 40/1, could have got 90/1 (Betfair) Celtic/Draw - he got 40/1, could have got 74/1 (Betdaq) Celtic/Celtic - he got 40/1, could have got 90/1 (Betfair) Celtic and BTTS - he got 40/1, could have got 55/1 (Betvictor) Celtic to win - he got 33/1, could have got 40/1 (Betdaq)

I'd be up for a game if you still need a player.

Liverpool are usually good for hunners of corners under Klopp. I've gone £50 on over 0.5 goals at 1/20 and will go £50 on Liverpool to win the race to 7 corners as late as I dare in play (currently 5/2 so could get nearer 3/1 if I hold off for first few minutes).

The girl who posted this graduated in same class as me last summer, she got 1st class honours. Fucking hell.

all the special people on my feed have been foaming at the mouth and sharing the video of people in south london taking some bottles of water towards the end of the marathon. better not tell them city bankers stole 1.5 trillion from all of us in 2008, if they are reacting that badly to £200 worth of bottled water being stolen, what on earth will they do if they hear that?

"She needs Premium, dude!" "PREEEMIUUUUMMMMM"

This one. "Out for dinner with this one" or "Can't wait for 2 weeks holiday with this one", usually accompanied by numerous emojis and a duckface photo. Frightening. "Standard of the Premier League is frightening this year". Unless Watford v Bournemouth actually terrifies you, please shut up. This emoji that gets added to virtually every post on Facebook. It looks like LMAO, ROFL and PMSL rolled into one. Tears streaming out the eyes. And usually one isn't enough, folk need to put down 5 or 6 of them to prove they found the comment funny.

Hibs and Leicester are both 8/11. Way too big IMO.

Middlesbrough at EVS is a tremendous price.

doncaster 1:00 shaneshill 15/8 1:00 fox norton IWAC 10/1 2:05 morning run 11/8 cham 1:50 djakadam 8/13 3:35 camping ground 11/4 lingfield 2:50 evidence 3/1 NAP uttoxeter 1:45 will othe west 4/1 NB

Folk I know to be No voters suddenly coming to the realisation that Westminster doesn't represent the views of the Scottish population, liking and sharing pro-SNP stories and images. Too fucking late, dickheads!

people seem to be forgetting that the UK can never be attacked as we have nuclear weaponry at Faslane... the ultimate deterrent!

a friend on my feed has just changed their watermark from a french flag to a flag of lebanon after ''careful deliberation and coversations with informed friends" with a hashtag ''#prayfortheworld''. fucking hell.

not to worry if you don't have a tricolour as your profile photo, it will soon go out of vogue. it's like the 2015 version of those yellow cancer bands.

Arsenal you scummy fuckers!

his twitter is @leerad4

Fair play to the boy. I've been one selection away from 20-30k three times in the last year so I know how he was feeling. Safe to say being 2-0 down to 3-2 up would never, ever happen to me.

I'm always wary of Bowen horses on the drift which is why I posted that warning. Good win though, class ride from Sean who I rate extremely highly.

Forget I said anything, it's drifting to 11/4 now.

Forever My Friend in the 3:25 Market Rasen today looks an absolute steal at 9/4.

Alright here's the 411 folks: say some gangsta is dissin ya fly girl... just give him one of these