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Should be a corker. Did you like his stuff with the Mescaleros?

Definitely. We should be winning this tinpot league by Christmas at the latest. Thank you.

Kawashima still Japan’s number 1!? [emoji33][emoji33][emoji33]

I never thought I’d get sunstroke being in Paisley all weekend. 🤦🤦🤦

This away strip is something a tinpot outfit like St Johnstone or Livingston would come out with. I am unimpressed. Thank you.

How old is he? Hearts only sign the oldest of players.

My new work crew are generally okay except for one absolute Chris Brunt. Is there one absolute twat in every office!? Some of them aren't exactly 'fun' though.

Do we need a new Quarterback!?

I think Haber can be a useful option up front if McCann gives him a chance and he puts some effort in... However, his ‘fashion’ sense and Instagram page makes me want to run him over with a steamroller.

I'm extremely tight!

I really like last year's one. I always wait for the price to fall!

New top looks awesome. How's the quality?

I'd heard about this from a mate who lived there. Does Japan have similar problems or not so much?

Millsy gone to...Bath City as we couldn't afford his terms apparently. Huge blow. We've signed Harry White from Chester (cockney rhyming slang!?!) who sounds like a different type of striker. Symons has played in Conference North before and did okay but he seems a new man with us. Lance Smith will come on. Myrie-Williams is a bit meh. Hopefully more to come...not expecting a promotion charge this year.

More random/semi French guys please Lord McCann. Thank you.

Falkirk next season...

Signings sounding promising chaps...top of the table or crushing Scamilton in the playoff final? Thank you.

Reading the St Johnstone thread (30 secs) it’s no wonder they’re all over our thread. Dull as f**k.

Stormzy having a meltdown here. Delicious.

Guy was a scummer.

Hi chaps Thanks to Bairnardo for the invite. The DABS seem to be signing some unproven minor league foreign players ...which lethal weapons has Dabslayer got lined up to keep the orange mess down and fire our dark blue brothers back into the big time? Thank you. #dunkirk

So you'll be around 'on the hunt' aye?

Hi chaps Looking likely I'll be up in your endz for August Bank Holiday weekend and I'll take in the Aberdeen game. Obviously, I'll also be looking to cement the Hidees relationship and see some comedy too. Any hostel and pub recommendations please? Where serves the best cocktails? Thank you.

I can only imagine this guy could not rap at all.

The bloke who helped me move house is a traveller. Unbelievably cheap rates. Then again, the bailiffs are hovering around his property 24/7 according to my mate who lives opposite. Apparently he's somehow chained his van to the drive so they can't tow it away. Unbelievable effort!