cowboy

mom by a mile

18th century?

if Dundee wins us independence, i'll never slag either of the Dundee teams ever again* *that may be a lie, just call me darling

or he's going to put a million quid on yes and sail off into the sunset

get the 25% locked in a cupboard

I wonder what the yes/no % for scots born voters only is, compared to English/n irish residents here?

have a greenie for your effort

you mean apart from the fact he was born in England, his parents were born in England and he went to school in England?

I've not signed it either

Irvine was playing? you were lucky it was only six

the UK is a urinary state

fucking hell, that's some size difference talking about la-leyandas mate and his wife, not taylor and reynolds

to be fair, regular readers see them do that on a virtually daily basis. their lack of self awareness is sometimes staggering

killie knocked him back 2 years ago, no doubt he'll score all his goals against us

well done st johnstone, and to all your fans who have supported the team all your life and finally got to see their team winning something. that's what footballs all about

st johnies playing well except their goalie

stevie mays face while wotherspoon was speaking there looked like he hadn't a clue what was going on

I watched the game and thought the standard of fitba was pretty honking. a lot of the teenage spl players would have strolled through that game

haven't read all 15 pages. has the langoliers been mentioned yet?

cracking stuff on there about james Arthur asking some skank for a shag and then imploding when she knocked him back

good lucky Kenny, hopefully we'll see Morton in the spl, the season after next

does the collapse in the no vote on this pole compared to the last, suggest a strengthening of support for independence, or just that the average unionist is too thick to have found the new forum yet?

quantum of solace 0/10 gave up after an hour, as someone who grew up watching connery or moore as bond, i'd managed to avoid watching any 007 films since brosnan took over. but gave this a go as it was on telly and nothing else on big mistake! utter garbage, rotten dialogue, poor script, bad acting and a truly woeful Daniel craig. cant believe anyone thinks that wooden midget makes a good bond

a Tonka toy tank?

the egg heads tend to explain it as, the universe is like the surface area of a balloon being blown up. it just gets bigger. the real mind f**k is thinking what is inside and outside the balloon