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Oh, the weather is middlin'
It's the time for virtue signalling...
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They started playing the fake crowd noises.
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2 minutes ago, Lofarl said:
Rangers have brought on Gareth from the office.
"Just the eight bigotries for me last night."
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St Johnstone?
More like, St Gonestone.
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13 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:
Didn't Scott Wright go to Turkey?
If he did, it wasn't to get his teeth done. They are still as yellow as ever.
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Glasgow Sevco, you just got Cormacked.
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Just need Brown to get seriously injured and it's pretty much been the perfect game.
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Dingwall Ross County, you're getting Cormacked.
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2 hours ago, RiG said:
Do Seasons 8 and 9 actually have anything good happen in them?
Not really, and Pam becomes one of the most loathsome characters in television history.
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Stu (Big Suze's hunk of monk) in Peep Show is in The Wind That Shakes the Barley.
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"I don't like it, so it should be banned."
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Hi all.
I shared this story yesterday in the P&B Hospital thread, but thought it might be worth sharing here as well:
I knicked my ballsack (where it connects with the base of my shaft) with my hair clippers with a #1 guard on a few months ago.
There was blood all over the bath, but I managed to plug the wound with toilet paper before waddling to the kitchen (with my hands cupping my ballsack) to get some plasters.
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On 24/07/2023 at 18:37, Billy Jean King said:
Beat me to it, why folk dont just admit they shave their bawbag I just don't know.
I knicked my ballsack (where it connects with the base of my shaft) with my hair clippers with a #1 guard on a few months ago.
There was blood all over the bath, but I managed to plug the wound with toilet paper before waddling to the kitchen (with my hands cupping my ballsack) to get some plasters.
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Erik van Bald has an incredibly shiny head (on account of being disastrously bald).
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RE the potential appointment of Mr. David FartInJail, a serious club should never hire a man who proudly said "Tav does what Tav does" after being defeated by the rangers.
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Imagine having Joe "Wet Wipe" Newell as your captain.
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Did I miss a meeting where it was decided that you have to be a completely unlikeable weirdo to play in goal for England?
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2 hours ago, TheScarf said:
As mentioned in the Peep Show thread in the TV section of the forum, Three-oh Walcott has retired.
1 hour ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said:It really shows how far gone the Barclays charade is when I can only get one measly like for the Old Kennilworth Ground.
Do people really prefer today's identikit stadia to the ramshackle classics of yesteryear?
The football I once knew and loved truly is dead.
Ooh, my knees are killing me.
They don't give you much room for manoeuvre, those seats at the Old Kennilworth Ground, do they?
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"Strings to Johnson's bow...
A) Philanthropist"
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1 hour ago, pozbaird said:
Correct. Aberdeen are one of Scotland’s bigger clubs. I’m devastated to learn that fact.
1 hour ago, johnnydun said:But none of us find sheep attractive.
1 hour ago, Coventry Saint said:1 hour ago, djchapsticks said:Quite the statement to come sauntering into this binfire of a thread and declare the fucking worst bit of patter on it but by jove, sir, you have masterfully pulled it off!
Bravo!
28 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:You all just got Wilko'd.
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Dear Glasgow Saintees and Scumpee fans,
Just popped into this thread to remind both sets of fans that Aberdeen FC are bigger than your two clubs combined and always will be.
Big_Steve
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Just now, Brashy's Boots said:
Why you watching iplayer? It's on BBC Scotland.
I live in Teesside and don't have Sky, Virgin, etc.
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Normal Island
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Cpt Tom's daughter is now blaming HIM for keeping £800,000 separate from the foundation.
Captain Tom’s daughter says family kept £800,000 from his books
The daughter of Capt Sir Tom Moore has admitted to keeping £800,000 from books that the late army veteran had written.
Hannah Ingram-Moore said the family kept the sum from three books because Captain Tom had wanted them to retain the profits.
In an interview with Piers Morgan on TalkTV, which is scheduled to be broadcast on Friday, she said her father wanted his family to keep the profits in Club Nook Ltd, a firm separate from the Captain Tom Foundation charity. Full story (Guardian)