[Premiership - new strips 2023/24.]

JOMA 

[Breaking workplace rules]

Using a halibut like a curling stone to get it from one side of the fish factory to the other.

[Celebrity hypocisy thread]

31 minutes ago, scw1987 said:

On the other side of the scale you get the likes of Paul Heaton.  Well, you get Paul Heaton.  Shares out all the income equally to all band members, leaves money behind bars for fans to have a drink on him and keeps ticket prices at sensible levels.

Paul Heaton wrote "Perfect 10" and is therefore automatically one of the worst "human beings" to ever have existed. 

[Stags Stay Up🔵⚪️🔴 A Kessock Bridge Too Far For Jags 🔴🟡]

Kris Doolan?

More like, Kris Fraudlan.

[The Dundee United Thread 22/23]

Dundee United?

More like, Doonpee Pooshited.

[Aberdeen v St Mirren]

[Aberdeen v St Mirren]

Glasgow Saintees, you just got Cormacked.

[Airdrie v Hamilton Playoff Final 1st leg]

Doonilton Doonademicals.

[The Compo Faces Thread]

Fury after Morrisons wouldn't sell couple meat pies before 9am

The meat pies were within sniffing distance - but staff told Linda and Tony Gilkes at 8.45am they could not be sold for another 15 minutes

Read here

[Eurovision]

Spain must be the biggest downgrade in the history of anything.

[EPL 2022/23]

 

[John Beaton X1 v Aberdeen]

26 minutes ago, coprolite said:

Could have won that. Annoying. 

*Couldn't have. The sub-human POS in the middle wouldn't have allowed it.

[John Beaton X1 v Aberdeen]

Beaton is a disgusting pig.

[What Was The Last Movie You Watched?]

On 06/05/2023 at 07:16, Theroadlesstravelled said:

Burnt. 2015.

Bradley Cooper plays a chef aiming to rebuild his life and career and win a 3rd Michelin star.

It’s decent enough.

Chef with Jon Favreau is better cookery movie.

 

On 06/05/2023 at 08:47, Mark Connolly said:

Chef is absolutely tremendous. Also recommend "The Chef Show" on Netflix, which is Favreau and Roy Choi, who was the consultant chef on the film, going round trying amazing food

Would recommend 'Boiling Point' on Netflix, a one-take film set in a restaurant.

[Normal Island]

I attended the matinee showing of The Lion KIng  today in Sunderland.

The crowd was invited to stand up and sing GSTK in celebration of today's coronation. 

[Small and indiscriminate behaviours or acts which you judge to be unhygienic atrocities committed by the unthinking, unknowing hands of a manky bas]

12 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said:

Owning a dog.

Dogs are reekin. Owners houses are very often reekin because the dog is so reekin. Owners very often let their dogs shit on the street without cleaning it up.

Imagine preferring dogs to cats. An absolutely mental opinion to hold IMO.

 

 

A dog just done a shit in our office.

[Small and indiscriminate behaviours or acts which you judge to be unhygienic atrocities committed by the unthinking, unknowing hands of a manky bas]

People making pig noises while eating. 

[Normal Island]

My street in Stockton-on-Tees gets ready for the coronation. 

[Snooker]

Luca Brecel?

More like Luca, What's That Smell? (Because it smells like shit).

[The Famous Aberdeen - Season 2022/23]

1 hour ago, Don Homer said:

Couldn’t work out the Magic Roundabout.

Amazing username and profile picture. Welcome.

[The Pie and Bovril Dead Pool 2023]

6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

My condolences to @Steve_Wilkos.

[Snooker]

Selby is such a jester merchant.

[Aberdeen vs Rangers]

[Krakow]

On 12/04/2023 at 23:20, Musketeer Gripweed said:

I am in Krakow at the moment. Did Auschwitz today, I think it was probably one of the most important things I have ever done.

 

I was there earlier this month, and saw the phenomenon of visitors taking selfies/photos on the Auschwitz II railway first-hand.

[Aberdeen vs Rangers]

Glasgow Sevco, you just got Cormacked.