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13 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:
Didn't Scott Wright go to Turkey?
If he did, it wasn't to get his teeth done. They are still as yellow as ever.
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Glasgow Sevco, you just got Cormacked.
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Just need Brown to get seriously injured and it's pretty much been the perfect game.
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Dingwall Ross County, you're getting Cormacked.
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2 hours ago, RiG said:
Do Seasons 8 and 9 actually have anything good happen in them?
Not really, and Pam becomes one of the most loathsome characters in television history.
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Stu (Big Suze's hunk of monk) in Peep Show is in The Wind That Shakes the Barley.
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"I don't like it, so it should be banned."
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Hi all.
I shared this story yesterday in the P&B Hospital thread, but thought it might be worth sharing here as well:
I knicked my ballsack (where it connects with the base of my shaft) with my hair clippers with a #1 guard on a few months ago.
There was blood all over the bath, but I managed to plug the wound with toilet paper before waddling to the kitchen (with my hands cupping my ballsack) to get some plasters.
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On 24/07/2023 at 18:37, Billy Jean King said:
Beat me to it, why folk dont just admit they shave their bawbag I just don't know.
I knicked my ballsack (where it connects with the base of my shaft) with my hair clippers with a #1 guard on a few months ago.
There was blood all over the bath, but I managed to plug the wound with toilet paper before waddling to the kitchen (with my hands cupping my ballsack) to get some plasters.
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Erik van Bald has an incredibly shiny head (on account of being disastrously bald).
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RE the potential appointment of Mr. David FartInJail, a serious club should never hire a man who proudly said "Tav does what Tav does" after being defeated by the rangers.
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1 minute ago, ATLIS said:
Choose Livi.
That is an amazing typo on that shirt.
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Imagine having Joe "Wet Wipe" Newell as your captain.
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Did I miss a meeting where it was decided that you have to be a completely unlikeable weirdo to play in goal for England?
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2 hours ago, TheScarf said:
As mentioned in the Peep Show thread in the TV section of the forum, Three-oh Walcott has retired.
1 hour ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said:It really shows how far gone the Barclays charade is when I can only get one measly like for the Old Kennilworth Ground.
Do people really prefer today's identikit stadia to the ramshackle classics of yesteryear?
The football I once knew and loved truly is dead.
Ooh, my knees are killing me.
They don't give you much room for manoeuvre, those seats at the Old Kennilworth Ground, do they?
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"Strings to Johnson's bow...
A) Philanthropist"
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1 hour ago, pozbaird said:
Correct. Aberdeen are one of Scotland’s bigger clubs. I’m devastated to learn that fact.
1 hour ago, johnnydun said:But none of us find sheep attractive.
1 hour ago, Coventry Saint said:
1 hour ago, djchapsticks said:Quite the statement to come sauntering into this binfire of a thread and declare the fucking worst bit of patter on it but by jove, sir, you have masterfully pulled it off!
Bravo!
28 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:
You all just got Wilko'd.
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Dear Glasgow Saintees and Scumpee fans,
Just popped into this thread to remind both sets of fans that Aberdeen FC are bigger than your two clubs combined and always will be.
Big_Steve
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Just now, Brashy's Boots said:
Why you watching iplayer? It's on BBC Scotland.
I live in Teesside and don't have Sky, Virgin, etc.
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Anyone else watching on iPlayer? Mine has shat the bed.
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13 hours ago, Steve_Wilkos said:
The first 12 seconds of this are up there with the all-time greatest comedy clips.
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Hi all.
New season. New players. New chants.
FAO Top Reds attending this match, let's just try to get this one going pre-match to give the reds a lift!
Thank you in advance to the Livi tannoy for playing The Smiths' original 3 mins before the teams emerge.
[Top Reds behind the goal (TRBG)] Terrible football pitch
[Top Reds on touchline (TRoT)] In Livi, it's desolate
[TRBG] When in this charming car
[TRoT] This charming Slobodan
[TRBG] Why dampen Top Reds' expectancy
[TRoT] When Clarkson runs smooth in his football cleats
[Both ends including Livi fans if they want to] We would lose this match tonight
But now we've got Ester Sokler
Big Slobadan, is gruesome
But if he keeps clean sheets then we don't care
AH!
A jumped up country Duk,
Who feels at home in this place,
We said "return of the king"
We stole your captain - Nicky Devlin
We stole your captain - Nicky Devlin
[Livi tannoy then blasts "Lose Yourself" by Eminem as the teams emerge and all four stands bounce in unison]
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St Johnstone relegation express
in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
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St Johnstone?
More like, St Gonestone.