Joe schmo

Difficult to see anyone being released after yesterday. Wallace who's hardly had a sniff might get double figures this season. McCabe looked like he was hungry and Hopkirk looked pacey and dangerous. Plus Peterheid blinked. If Faissal can get his shooting boots on, he can have a go at being top scorer. Six goals behind McAllister and he is suspended next Saturday. Can he do it?

Just paying some care and attention to sum up the tragic, bleak and rather doomed world and worldview of the indigenous Scotchland Blueshirt.

I suspect your verbosity is evoking emotions within their mono-syllabic being which they can't put into words. Or it could be part of the anti-intellectualism which keeps guys who are too afraid to stand out in line.Maybe they follow follow a large team of similarly minded fellows. Expressing their insecurity through threats and violence and sentimentality about times they can hardly understand. Possibly it's the link a lot of them draw between being able to spell and being gay. However, I am not going to speculate about their motives. Maybe acting like a fud is the sign of a real man.

Scrounging mountain baxters...

Mountains don't work, they just stay where they are. Sent from my cheap Chinese no brand phone.

You are being disingenuous and defending the Blueshirt-types your team attracts. They are not good people.

I love the irony of a group of people fighting to 'defend' a sect of a religion ie Christianity when there is barely a Christian amongst them. Or fighting to 'defend' a system for people who laugh at the naiveity of the fighters. For King and Country indeed...

He goes to see Five Star rain or shine. If he wasn't such a system addict, he might go watch a different band.

That's no way to talk about your mother, I heard she was a delightful wee runt

A standard piece of banter. Yo' mama also bites hard, so the graffiti states...

If you don't swallow the succulent lamb, we'll get our Blueshirts to get you. Zat what you mean?

No, just smelled your breath. You may want to upgrade to Pedigree Chum.

Hmm. I smell fecal matter... When you have the Blueshirts at your disposal, you can throw your weight about knowing you got cannon fodder to literally fight your battles for you...

Shame 'Rangers' have never done this and will never do it. Cannon fodder require glory at all costs.

So why did the 'Rangers' board stick their oar in at all? Free speech a bit too scary for the cannon fodder?

Why would Hibs have a red white and blue themed title party, maybe a tribute to Sauzee?

Not every battle has to be won to win a war...

Sectarianism is the link.

If Deadco can pick Israel and Glasgow Green Team pick Palestine which also has no relevance to Scotchland...

One of the few times a Cowden fan can mention a trophy...

I think it's the idea of there being two respesentatives of God on earth. The Queen from CoE fame and the Pope. Both with wealth, privilege and systems in place to protect their interests. Both allegedly Christian. Both very reliant in the more zealous aspects to keep the rest in line. Although the Sunni/Shia divide makes this look very small by comparison. I would be much more impressed if the former Old Firm would choose a side in that one!

Amazing what can happen when you get a shed load of American money...

From Division 1 to the Championship.

My bad, Dumbarton is Nade's destination...

I was aiming for preposterous but causing religious offence is good too. For ScotDiv3, he would be an interesting shout. Can you think of anyone realistically available as an alternative unless you'd rather go with Andy Smiths's son at EK.