Joe schmo

They didn't manage to negotiate hard enough to get cheese and onion? Poor show.

The cool cats are gonna be wearing that away shirt in all the exclusive resorts this summer.

Poor Faissal. Looks like he's been sent to Coventry...

Murdoch's going nowhere!

I hope he proves AJ wrong and has a great career. His attitude was always spot on and he will always be welcome back at East End.

Dude, you'll need paper underwear!

Being canny types, they are holding off that news until tomorrow, when the Early Bird is finished...

They'll be unveiled in the new gym/hospitality/TV studio building as inclusively revealed on dafc.net...

Welcome to the newbs! You've got a season full of corking ties coming up and if Killie can do the biz, some tasty F*****k derbies. As long as folk are patient as the Championship is a big step up. Only about 6 weeks till the start of the new season...

Play nice now.

Harsh. Tough job down Rugby Park and F*****k are a decent team but it is gonna be a corker of a playoff final. I think Pars fans are gonna love the additional derbies with Grangemouth's finest. The Pars can send Killie a percentage for the favour.

For all the other teams who haven't won their leagues yet...

Any fan of a club with Donald Findlay as Chair may find they have their own issues...

Excellent.

Especially the second half of that season...shudder!

He's not even good enough for Armadale Thistle. Makes Gary Dempsey look like the most committed player in the world.

Total rubbish. Don't bother

When he scored, sure. Andy Smith is another story...

But they also hated Magic so a small amount of seasoning may be required with their opinions.

Hope you recycle your bonus on additional Pars stuff.

Maybe folk don't vote Labour in Falkirk because they used to be good but now suck, like Fanta.

Harsh on Wallace. His goals to games ratio is pretty good and he is unplayable on his day. I hope next year he is pushing for Faissal's spot. He might even get double figures in the league this year. Asides from that, plaudits to the backroom team, the sport scientist article on the 'Fisful website was unexpectedly interesting.

Could be tasty if the battle for second goes all the way. Peterheid have been a tough team to play against and their unbeaten record would win the league any other year...

A lot of them are easily led people with violent tendencies. Not very family friendly, really.

Now Faissal is only 4 goals behind. Can he be top player and league scorer?