Mancha Verde

Getting the calendar for Xmas....

He says yes. We're all gay.

Thank you. Got a light?

So I'll just walk on the road and risk death shall I? Good one.. If I do see a filthy, minging, jakey, yellow fingered and yellow toothed smoker I will do my best to get out of their rancid area. I'll even cross the street and step in to the road where possible. I'm talking about the c***s that you can't see that suddenly duck their neck in to their tracksuit top, like a seedy, cancerous Kappa turtle, and light up quickly, so you get that initial puff of smoke that goes everywhere. These people should be shipped to the Galapagos Islands oot my face.

Get her a half ounce of Golden Virginia and a packet of skins. And a double ended dildo. Nae messing aboot.

Show her your posts on here and she'll save you the trouble of ending it yourself...

Smoking in the streets. Walking behind someone who is lighting up their death and you can't see it and you get a face full of aids cancer smoke and you go home and you cry and you want to die... Actually this is not petty.. It's pure seethe man.

Still Ill How Soon Is Now Sweet And Tender Hooligan Cemetry Gates Nowhere Fast

If I saw a bam with a knife I'd get the hell out of there without a doubt... However if I witnessed the bam using the knife on people, espeically if it was vulnerable people, old, very young or female I'd steam in I'd say.. and make sure I was around in the right place later for the telly interviews with a great rousing speech about setting about them.

Just seen it man. Shitebags standing filming or shouting bollocks. To be fair nobody kens how they would act in that situation. We all reckon we'd play the hero, but I dunno likes..............

Ahh yea..

I got my TV mounted on to the wall this afternoon meaning it's safe from being pulled to the floor by my cat again... My Mrs has finally decided to watch a movie that I've heard of and quite like - Mean Streets on said TV. Leicester are top of the EPL and not one of the usual bilgemongs.

This is how up to date I am with popular culture... To me this is still funny... Especially with him coming out recently and admitting that he thinks 2 and a Half Men is the biggest piece of shit since HIV.. Or words to that effect.

Forgot to replace Alexis Sanchez in my Dream Team but Aldereiweld has come in off the bench with a lovely assist. 2 from Mahrez too should see me stay top of the Brazilian League for the 2nd week on the bounce.

Summers here and I'm officially a paid actor....

Simply Red had some wonderful tunes back in the day. Money's Too Tight To Mention, Holding Back The Years, Stars... I enjoyed the songs even though I didn't know what Mick Hucknall really was. Just a moon faced kid with a ginger, floppy, curly fringe hanging out of a silly cap. He was in the press some time ago saying he bedded over a 1000 women a year at the height of his fame in the 80's. This is potentially our sisters, aunties, mothers we are talking about. Exposed to those rancid, crawling, ginger pubes. He can never be forgiven for the abomination of 'Fairground' also. Fucking Man U fan too. And just when you thought the fucker had retired and gone to live in his vineyard in Spain making wine, it seems he is back on tour next year. He looks like a cross between a mouldy rice pudding and an uncooked sausage in a shirt now. And he's still got that ridiculous mop of rusty wires in full thick formation on his napper. And the worst thing is I am probably going to get a ticket to the show.

Mick Hucknall

It's neither.. But hey.. If its good enough for Charlie Sheen its good enough for all of us. Where's that tiger blood and 7gram rock concoction?

Same day Aids results.. In the past you had a good few days to chill and bite f**k oot your fingernails and get bevvied and forget about the ghost of pussy past and that.

No. Not really robbed the way you are seeing it. Apologies if it was unclear. I paid him 90 at the start of the journey for the trip. He put the meter on for some reason - maybe its automatic? I don't know. The meter read 63 at the end of the journey. The only money that changed hands was the 90 at the start of the journey. Because I'd already agreed to the price (and because my Portuguese is honking) I didn't complain. But these people rob you blind, left right and centre everywhere you go - It's almost expected. It's almost cultural. Always go with the meter. Lesson learned.

Leaving Morrissey concert last night looking for a taxi, got a quote for 150R$ to take me home (I live in Sao Paulo) from one venture capitalist, greedy sister fucker.. Told him to bolt and found another and managed to haggle him down to what I thought was a very sound price of 90R$.. Sitting in the taxi on the way home feeling very proud of myself and my haggling skills, I noticed that even though we had agreed the price beforehand with the driver, and indeed paid him before he set off, he had put the meter on. Of course the meter when it got to my house read 63R$.. So I overpaid the driver by quite a lot.. Done myself out of the price of 5 beers - Erse.