Middleton Mouse
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I had no idea you could get such a huge variety of prams.
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I f***ing hate gardening.
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If your still the same the next three mornings, get to a doctor.
It's definately not that!
Not unless I seriously mucked up my timing
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Feel really sick this morning, don't want to go to work but don't want to phone in either.
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Is info on a company run by a sole proprietor likely to be available on the companies house website? Every source I've read says that they do not need to submit info to it so I was wondering where I could find info on such a company if indeed I could at all.
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See when you chop fresh hot chillies and get the juice on your fingers, is there are sure fire way of getting if off?
It seems no matter how much I wash my hands afterwards my fingers still sting a bit because of the juice and if I get it in a sensitive place like my eyes it hurts like feck even after about 20 washes.
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I have said it before and will say it again,I am scared of rabbits
Roly's gonnae get ye!
Are you Bishop Brennan in disguise!0 -
I do not approve of this at all.
Funny bunny!
My wee bun is on Dissaproving rabbits just now, he also does not approve of this.
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Thought anyone interested in wildlife might like these wee vid clips I took at Chanonry point in Fortrose last week as we went there to camp and do some wildlife spotting.
This one is off a dolphin leaping out of the water further out. He seemed to be having a fun time.
We walked back along the beach at night and there was 2-3 dolphins there again.
This vid shows how close they come in to the beach
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spam emails...
Don't you wish you had a longer thicker penis?No I fucking don't!
Leave me alone with your long thick peni please!0 -
Said I'd take my wee cousin to the pictures for her birthday today and after ringing her mum apparently the only film she really wants to see is the latest twilight film. She's 9 ffs, have weans got no taste now? I was hoping she'd want to see Toy Story or Shrek.
That's the last time I ever take her to the pictures. What a load of dross that was.
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when did small rodent -yes rotostak- 'cages' become so fucking complex to assemble?
They're pretty gash now from what I've read, I was advised to steer clear of them when I got a hamster. We had a Freddy2 rat cage for our syrian hamster and we have an indoor guinea pig cage thing for our wee robbo hamster.
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Said I'd take my wee cousin to the pictures for her birthday today and after ringing her mum apparently the only film she really wants to see is the latest twilight film. She's 9 ffs, have weans got no taste now? I was hoping she'd want to see Toy Story or Shrek.
Royal Bank of Scotland have fecked up with my new debit card PIN as well. Twice now I have asked them to send a new PIN and twice it hasn't arrived in 2 weeks. After visiting the branch a third time last week I got a PIN through the post yesterday which is for a debit card ending in a given number. Problem is I have no debit card ending with said number and after trying it out of curiosity the damn thing doesn't work. How can they constantly f**k up something so simple?!
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Bloody orange walk going past work just now which means we'll get all the scummies in later.
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Not yet.
He goes into AG vets on thursday,Bit late i think though
Hopefully then the other pussy has been done, the world does not need any more pussies!
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My step daughter came running downstairs saying her cat was out the back fighting with another cat,I went out to find him and all i will say is no fighting was taking place
Hope you've had your pussy done!
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My mate is a train driver and he was involved in an incident,They get 6 weeks paid leave and counselling before they are allowed to drive again.
At least they're looked after then, I don't think I'd want to drive again if I'd run someone over even if they had jumped in front of me.
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When the train first stopped we had " hit an object" , then after an hour the policeman told us it was a person and we would be here for a while. At this point people were going to the windows trying to get a peek and i even heard a camera go off
It's the driver of the train I always felt the most sympathy for. Soon as they see someone they're bound to know what's going to happen.
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Was on the train home today and we felt a huge bump and the train shook and then stopped. We sat for 20 minutes pissed off about the delay and then we were told someone had jumped in front of the train. It actually made me feel physically sick I dont think I'll go on a train again.
That used to happen to me all the time when I was going up and down to Oxford for uni. Normally we got an announcement saying there had been an "incident" which would later be replaced with "fatality", I think it happened 3 times in my time down south. One time I missed a connecting train and had to get a taxi from Birmingham to Oxford. Not a nice experience in the slightest.
I wasn't able to use the bathroom while the train was stopped so I spent all of the taxi ride desperately trying not to wet myself.0 -
Can I put this stuff in my brown wheelie?
It's a wood pulp based pet bedding.
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Went in to pay off a bit of my credit card bill and was told my card hadn't been activated despite the fact I've used it twice.
Apparently they can't deal with the problem at the branch and I have to ring up the credit card hotline. Why do things like this have to be so ****ing complicated.0 -
A hammer?
I was thinking it was vodka actually.
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If you post a thread on here about it, I suggest you name it "Instant Cure For Insomniacs" or for our suicide-minded members "The Excuse You've Been Waiting For".
Away you go ya old fud I was going to send the lad a Private message.
...once I remember what I was I put in the water to make the damn things hatch.
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For my biology investigation I need to make 3 bottles of algae , then hatch brine shrimp and then put both of them them in a big tank and by the end of the summer ive to have a self sustaining ecosystem .I think im out my depth.
Why couldn't I have got biology lessons like that?
I could give you advice on rearing brine shrimp though if you want. Used to hatch them out an raise them as fish food when I bred fish. They're quite easy to hatch and keep.
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Leave me alone with your long thick peni please!
Apparently they can't deal with the problem at the branch and I have to ring up the credit card hotline. Why do things like this have to be so ****ing complicated.
Pregnancy And Parenting
in The General Nonsense Forum
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I think I'd cry as well and that's without hormones.