Middleton Mouse
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Oooft, I'll have to disagree with you there. That man is well worth one.
As for your second sentence, that's disgusting! Ok, so it was close to what I nearly typed originally, but still disgusting!
Heh he's got a good bod I suppose.
I was going to write something an ex sent me in a text message about writing names on the ceiling but decided not to then typed it in this message anyway.
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Firstly, I don't blame you. In that film, she is a stunner.
Secondly, your boyfriend's head just exploded.
She's a more attractive option than the guy in the film anyway.
Which head were you meaning by the way?
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I'm watching Cruel Intentions and think I fancy Sarah Michelle Gellar.
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Nerves
Going to my first days work under my own business today and I am bricking it. Silly really as the folk that have booked me in today are getting my services for free on the understanding it's for feedback and training purposes so it's not like my performance needs to be 100% spot on but I can't seem to help being bloody nervous about it.
And yes I understand the abobve paragraph looks very dodgy.
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Home made chicken curry with proper chicken from the butchers, none of this supermarket gash. Made it with fresh brocolli, cauliflower, carrot, bird eye chillis, corriander, onion and spring onion with some frozen peas and sweetcorn thrown in.
I realise this will look and sound revolting to the majority but what the hell, it was ace. Plenty more where it came from too.
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Bloody hell
If you hear the door in the next 2 minutes it is my step daughter to see your scorpions and snakes
Oh God no the place is a state.
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How many animals do you have now?Oh and if you see a Ginger cat in your garden it is mine
Ermm...
2 rabbits (living at my parents house)
7 rats
1 birdy
1 hamster
3 snakes
2 lizards
2 frogs
2 toads
24 tarantulas
1 scorpion
10 giant African snails
50+ stick insects
40+ giant cockroaches
30+ giant millipedes
tropical fish tank with 7 fish in it
Kittys are not encoraged in my garden IO'm afraid, I'll be putting a pond in in spring.
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I has a birdy
Steven is threatening to teach him bad words though so it's not all good.
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After a lot of work I'm now well on my way to being in charge of my very own business.
Which quite frankly scares the **** out of me therefore it's very much a neutral thing.
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Just had a lovely steak pie that I got from the butchers at the end of last week.
Unfortunately I just noticed it was 2 days out of date so Steven and me are having a "first one to throw up is a pussy" competition. I reckon I have the edge in this due to my 23 years of constant curry.
Just noticed the two posts above mine.
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Nice signature, at least you're honest unlike most women.
It's not that I'm honest I just can't be arsed making excuses.
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how do you avoid attending uncomfortable social events where you have no viable excuse to avoid? The housewarming of a former 'friend' and her new fiancee might be a good example.
there really is no viable excuse -I'm known to be doing nothing that evening short of faking a family massacre, which WOULD be discovered to be a lie and lead to more tension.
frankly I'm praying for more snow at this point.
Just send a message saying you just don't feel up to it (not a lie). I'm one of these folk that can't be arsed with uncomfortable situations. If I think a night out is going to go that way I just don't bother going unless there's going to be folk there I'm desperate to see.
Not worth it for me I'm afraid - sack it off!
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well my housemates are 30 odd and they don't seem to have yet!
That's why I was careful to add in the "eventually"
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That and women invariably pick shit men but can never see it.
Aye but we grow out of that eventually!
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They do say that owners and pets start to look alike.
I guess it could be worse, at least I'm not starting to resemble a bug though wouldn't mind being a stick insect.
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I hate the cold weather, my hands look like they've started to grow scales.
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There is something very unpleasant leaking out of one of my toenails that's been sore since I did my hillwalk last week. It's orange and it smells funny and I'm scared my toe's going to fall off.
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Today I learned the hard way why you should never seperate a pair of rabbits locked in mortal combat with your bare hands.
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It's a rabbit ffs, just shoot it and put it out of it's misery.
I had a bet on that you'd make a reply like that, the tenner will go toward the vet cost so thank you.
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If it has a bill, it's not a rabbit. More than likely, it's a duck. That's probably why it's not working.
Here to help
Indeed
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I wish i'd stuck in and become a vet so I'd be mega rich.
£75 to see a rabbit at 7.30pm on Saturday night and £14 for medicine that didn't work. I shudder to think what the bill is going to be like at the end of all this given the rabbit had to go back in yesterday due to the f**king stupid medicine not working.
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ere's a few of my better pics from the day up Stuc a Chroin B)
Stuc a Chroin & Ben Vorlich
The path to the summit of Stuc a Chroin
Ben Vorlich from the top
And the path back
The friend I made on the way up
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Every time I drive through Callander and see the profile of Ben Ledi I wonder how it was so difficult. That was right at the start of my hillwalking career when I was woefully unfit but it is by far and away the walk that has caused me most hassle!
Ben Ledi was my first as well and I remember thinking it was horrible, did it again a year or two later and it didn't seem as bad.
Ben Vane will always be the one I hate the most though.
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I left the car at 10.15am I remember it being exactly 2 hours to the top of Ben Vorlich, so it would have probably been another hour after that, so probably about 1.15ish.
I saw the deer down in the valley to the south of the two hills as well. Was I going mad or was there a hell of a lot of 'mooing' noises coming from that direction as well!!!???
Yeah it was the stags, they were in rutt and I heard them all the way up as well.
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Posted · Edited by Ceratogyrus
Well me and the lad got kind of stuck there for a second tonight. I was picking him up then drove off without realising the boot wasn't shut right. I pulled into the car park of a pub and when I got out to shut the boot I could hear a sort of marching/flute band in the pub.
I was hugely confused as to why there'd be a flute/drum session at that time of night but there you go.