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10 hours ago, Flybhoy said:
American Football is an even shitter version of Rugby which, itself is absolutely shit so bizarre and depressing in equal measure the amount of gimps on my timeline posting about staying up till 5am to watch that absolute pish.
Wouldn't be so bad if they stopped calling it 'Football' since 95% of the time they're throwing the ball to each other.
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6 hours ago, johnnydun said:
Currently missing my son's game today, because I'm at home with the puppies.
As long as you don't invite kids back to see them...
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1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
What's in them?
Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed.
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<Insert name of Scottish actor> was in Taggart. Probably several times as different characters.
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3 hours ago, Swarley said:
This sounds like a helluva convoluted way to get a date with the cat's owner!
"I'm sorry, I've just run over your cat. Can I replace it?"
"Depends. How are you at catching mice?"
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46 minutes ago, Left Back said:
Not sure how this can be true.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68204195
"Rishi Sunak said pressures from higher bills or mortgage rates were subsiding."
My cheap two year mortgage deal doesn't expire for a few months yet and I imagine I won't be alone in still waiting to see the impact of my mortgage going up when it does.
It's true if you're on a six-figure salary and your wife is a multi-millionaire who pays sweeties in tax.
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46 minutes ago, jimbaxters said:
Hey give him a break. He cooks for his family once a week.
And only charges them half his TV appearance fees.
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1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said:
I suspect that given the Maily Dail coverage of subjects like the royal family, asylum seekers, the unemployed, single mothers, folk "on the sick" etc,
Waiting for them to slag off King Charles for malingering... but not holding my breath.
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Bugger.
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56 minutes ago, ChilliTomatoSoup said:
3. Jaunty camera angles in late 1960s 35mm TV shows (think The Avengers or Batman)
The technical term is Dutch angles.
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45 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:
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And Daniel Day-Lewis was one of the thugs in Gandhi:
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3 hours ago, TxRover said:
Few reasons, most boil down to people like to play with things…
-Sometimes mechanics need to check a function between legs
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16 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:
Trying to get through to HMRC. Absolute shower of fucking arseholes.
Every time somebody uses that abbreviation I read it as HMFC and wonder what the Jambos have been up to. Reinforced by the second sentence in this case.
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