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Disappointed to see Amy's still in there, for the sake of her mental state and mine.

Think he's flat sharing with Jacko so wouldn't surprise me.

Reported for racism.

Realistically, if we win all our games in our cup group, fans being there probably won't make much of a difference in terms of whetting appetites. Important to remember that if we were somehow to lose against Albion/EK, that could quite easily have the adverse effect. Will be interesting to see however whether or not income will be higher for this year's league cup matches in comparison to the last.

Kyrgios is a good player and an even better entertainer. Makes tennis at least 4x more watchable.

What the f**k has happened to that W. Awful.

Just you wait...

Anna didn't even have the guts to look Jordan in the eye when explaining why she chose Ovie. Constantly looking down and mumbling. Genuine 7 y/o behaviour. I absolutely hate her. Get her punted pronto. P.S, what the f**k does Ovie do? Yes looks and build are 11/10 but genuinely the dullest personality I think I have ever seen on telly or IRL.

Erm, we can.

There's never been a point in my life where I've wanted a takeaway less than after hearing that just eat ad. Just f**k off.

Up until 2/3 weeks ago I thought respite was pronounced and spelt as restbite.

Following in their city rivals footsteps, however both kits will carry an Ulster Banner opposed to the Saltire.

Week 1 - Stenny

Dunfermline v Forfar Athletic 1 Ryan Scully 2 Stuart Morrison 3 Josh Robertson 4 Tom Lang 5 Lee Ashcroft 6 Paul Allan 7 Callum Smith 8 Tom Beadling 9 Gabby McGill 10 Kyle Turner 11 Lewis McCann

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 'Good all rounder' '8 out of 10' 'Used to scoring goals'

Dennon Lewis incoming. Let the fun begin.

The Dundee United of Love Island. Was looking very good up to the moment when it mattered and he's gone and bottled it. What an eejit.

He has. He's glued himself to the school gates.

What a player we've got on our hands. Seriously though, surely no football agency is going to admit to their player's weaknesses, wtf is the point in having that slide?

Last years Saints home strip was debatably the worst strip I've ever seen. 10/10 for creativity. 0/10 for execution. The skyline effect idea was cool. Such a shame it was a skyline of Perth.

He technically plays for a Premier League side, so that's a good sign. Could quite easily be some Ruben Sammut-esque player though. Still need at least one more winger if we're planning on playing wide this season (hoping rather than expecting tbh).

Kit looks blindingly yellow from that teaser. If that's part of the home kit being teased too then I am very excited.

Tommy Fury has a 'fucking massive' willy. Good to know.

Scotland deserve to go out. The competence of VAR is a completely different topic. I've said it before, and I'll keep saying it. VAR is a fantastic concept that I am 100% behind, but is horribly put into practice. There are so many things that FIFA could be doing that would prevent confusion, both for officials and fans - big screen replays, timer stopping, challenge system, a GENUINE plan of when to use it - but they insist on adding shitey wee rules like this goalkeeper one (don't get me started on handball) that just enhance confusion. It's almost as if they are deliberately making the system worse. Now if we are getting persnickety about penalties. What about encroachment? Almost every other penalty has a player inside the box as it is being taken. These are rarely retaken, and I certainly can't think of an instance where VAR has led to it being retaken. My point is, you can't enforce some rules and ignore others. And if you think we got shafted... go check the highlights of France v Nigeria.

FWIW, I keep my bread in the cupboard until it's the day before it's sell by, and then chuck it in the freezer and just use it for toast/toasties. Never in my life have I seen someone keep it in the fridge. On the topic of bread; are we white, brown or *gulp* wholemeal?