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Thank you. Saturday will probably come too early for Lamie to start so I'd be going: Carson McGhee Astley Shaughnessy Donnelly Beck Cameron Sylla McCowan Bakayoko Costelloe Tiffoney isn't upto it IMO and Astley has to be fit by now. Should be enough to beat the Dingwall which is a must if top six is to come off. Thank you.

Took the ball, went on a run and got brought down as you put it. 3-4 seconds - must've been a cheetah on the pitch ye daft b*****d. Pish. It's perfect for someone starting up or looking to develop for the benefit of their own future. That's if they can get over not having around 9 hours a week paid for three months. Internships are common in many industries and are usually the starting blocks. Know a boy who started off with a Barclays internship (unpaid) and the contacts and experience he received set him up for life despite no job straight away on conclusion. The volunteer will be put into a working environment where he'll be exposed to people within the industry which is invaluable and can create links on your likes of LinkedIn and no less the mighty Dundee FC. It is what it is; if someone uses it well it can pay them in their lengthy career where three months unpaid will be a drop in the ocean. Most likely the person who applies will have other commitments already and sees this as a great chance of development whilst following the club they support. There will no doubt be some perks to the job too including snapping pictures of Livi morons as they're relegated and Dingwall and Perth Dungaree clad fuds as they get their pitch forks out in the battle of the play-off diddy merchants. This will either make sense or it won't can't be fucked reading it back and went on a speil. Thank you.

The play went on long enough for Perth to concede a penalty and a player to run from the halfway line with the ball you moron. Deary me. Thank You.

If you want to apply and it can help further your future in any way then apply , if not then shut your pus and get on with your day. Coming on the Internet to whine about internships. f**k me. Thank you.

How much should Dundee FC be paying for 9am-5pm one day a week and to attend matches with the media team? Thank you.

That's usually how an internship works you throbber. Thank you.

Your clubs responsible for hospitalising a young striker whilst in time added due to cheating throughout. Climb down off your high horse you clown. Thank you.

On the left is Eddie Maloneee. Class. Thank you.

If you're alluding to 'random' being like you, as in usually wrong and a series of graphical clusterfucks throughout then you're spot on for once. Thank you.

Fair enough if any Saintees want to show sympathy but if your team didn't timewaste from the early stages there wouldn't of been enough time for one of your thuggish players to purposely wipe out Mellon. With the horrendous referee playing on, he should also have awarded a penalty against another of your clumsy defenders on Costelloe. Thank you.

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Big girls blouse.Just like the rest of the Saintees in here. I better not say too much or someone might call me Boring-92 which would be downright ridiculous and uncalled for. Hullo hullo we are the Dundee boys. Thank you.

If we want top six we need the three points again next week and in the game in hand. St Mirren gaining 3 points midweek may have been critical though. At least we have hopes at this stage of the season which is more than I ever expected. Negatives today were Shaughnessy, Tiffoney and Robinson. Tiffoney looks like he actually has a worse final ball than McMullen although his hard work wins us fouls and corners. He also shoots like a three year old child much like McGowan did. Shaugnessy looks like he needs the two beside him and is far from the rock that he looked at times in the early stages of the season. Carson pulled off a few fine saves and on another day we could've been two down. Saying that it was very even overall and we didn't deserve to be behind at HT. Good to see Lamie back and hopefully straight into the starting line up against County. We have to start keeping clean sheets. Sylla MOTM. Thank you.

Dimwit. Thank you.

Oh Dear. Thank you.

A graph on your in game analysis of the match today please Boredom? Thank you.

Two from the central area of the box in the following twenty minutes. Thank you.

Oh Deary me. Two Dundee goals quickly come from the position where Mitov will save most according to the boring ones newest statistical clusterfuck. The icing on the cake would've been exiting the forum until June but you had no minerals to back your statistics and claims. Enjoy your genuine top six challenge, Greyhound breath. Have a safe journey home yokels. Thank you.

f**k are you wittering on about? Thank you.

If we are indeed playing a 4 4 2 then a central midfield of Cameron and Sylla seems slightly comical. Thankfully we're playing St Johnstone. Thank you.

Very attacking line up from Docherty. Another step forward in our transition to Premiership football to test it out against the fodder within the league. If it fails then we know what's needed for the rest of the season. The result is immaterial in many ways here - all about progression. Not impressed with Tiffoney at all upto now. He's got to step up today. Big chance for Robinson aswell who I still believe is our best striker. Thank you.

You're not on the train telling youngsters of your past now old Tam, give it a rest. Thank you.

Imagine going to the boozer with some of these Perth lot. Giving them some abuse as they start rattling on about the pub being an open space for anyone to enjoy peacefully. No bad words please. Right laugh with these lot , with lord Radford ready for the Barbara Windsor Queen vic act as he chops down anyone who gets out of line. Suppers. Thank You.

You're one of these muppets that you only see on the Internet and never in real life. H8rz. Oh Deary me. Thank you.

Wouldn't that just be horrendous. Right bunch of geeks you Perth lot. No surprise chicken lips has bottled the bet. Thank you.