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Never has the term you've got more rabbit than Sainsburys been more prevalent. What a crock of shite. Thank you.

Nobody gives a f**k man, clamp your pus will you. Thank you.

You sound like a barrell of laughs. Enjoy your plain burger and water with 2 ice cubes. Thank you.

This season has been a great watch, with only a few howlers such as Govan at home. Been refreshing after the last few years where at times I sat in Dens wondering why, under the dimwitted McPake, the putting the heating off to win games McGhee and even last season with the Bowyer it has to be said. Miserable stuff. This Saturday we have an Xmas fixture against Aberdeen whilst looking to nudge ever closer to the top six against a proper club who will bring a decent support - none of your Mortens, County, Livi or Hamilton pub-esque outfits. I hope they win the cup today and bring thousands to Dens to add to the match. Speaking of Aberdeen has just reminded me of Steve Lovell who played for both - what a man. Anyway, long may it last under Docherty who the board seem to have made a great decision with. Not many people happy to say that despite their rants in the summer. Good times for a change whilst the DABs travel to bottom of the league Queens Park live on the BBC Friday. A great comedy for all at this festive time of the year. Hopefully see a few of the Queens fans who were frothing at the mouth as I entered the Stenhousemuir pitch with arms aloft in their vicinity upon winning the league. We move forward nudging ever closer to the next window to strengthen. Thank you.

When there's complete radio silence from the moron DABs, delusional St Mirren and Perth dobbers you know things are not too bad. Remember them Queens fools last seson who got to0 big for their boots aswell. Sitting bottom of the Championship as it stands below Jim McIntyre. They can't say they weren't warned - as alwways it was seemingly me on the wind up instead of cold hard facts. Also looks like the amateur outfit that is Livingston are finally on their way back to be outnumbered by teams like Morten and Falkirk. Oh Dear.

We have six central midfielders in the squad and one who can fill in there. He's safe in Kirckaldy for the season. Thank you.

Keep Byrne for the season lads and you can also have Lee Ashcroft in January. Making me a very happy man at the moment. Long may the story continue. Thank you.

The Dingwall are still bitter over the Highland clearances and yet to evolve into a footballing region. Fucking Robbery. Don't make me laugh. Beck turned about four players inside out and just about scored a minute before the goal. Back to the Shinty lads - you lot going down with the Livi would be the stuff of wet dreams. Thank you.

Very interesting. Never felt more like singing the Blues. Dundee win and Utd lost oh Dundee you got me singing the blues. The confident DABs are now shaking in their frillies as the Dees go marching on with the best left back in Scotland. Have an excellent evening fellow Dees. Get it round the diddies. Thank you.

Go to bed Cameron. Thank you.

Very disappointed today. Think we could've done alot better. Doesn't help when doughnuts like McGhee gift an equaliser. Moronic to be pulling shirts in Govan for the second also. McGhee is currently our weak link and today has shown how much we need to improve that position. We're a work in progress though, and the progress is clear thus far. Lamie is another that needs pointed out. He's making far too many errors and his passing is enraging. He currently looks like a more expensive range of Dugmeat to our previous Ashcroft and Sweeney. On a positive Cameron played very decent but still lost it too many times along with McCowan who against the better teams keeps giving simple balls away this season. A good shift from Bakayoko upfront even taking away the goal unlike his strike partner. Time for Robinson to be giving a chance next week. Thank you.

Just as well I'm not a manager. Back four without Donnelly and attack the Well. Thank you.

Not got much to say on the Motherwell. I'd like to see a few changes for this: Carson McGhee Portales Shaugnessy Donnelly Beck Boateng Mulligan McCowan Reilly Bakayoko Tiffoney Point needed as a minimum with Ibrox up next. Thank you.

Disappointed is the wrong word, I'd be ecstatic. Happy to play along with their guarantee of winning the title for now though - it can only end in my favour. Thank you.

Just seen Bakayoko's chance off the free kick and to be fair to him it's heading straight for the bottom corner and hits off Lamie. By the way some of Lamies passing in the first half was atrocious. He's been okay since signing so i'm not trying to say he needs dropped but deary me; at least 5 occassions he gave it away needlessly. This team deserves some patience and in lots of positions we have young lads who will get better as the season goes on. Certainly in a much brighter place than years gone by. Tough run in until the winter break now but the points we've got should see us sitting okay no matter what comes. In other news it's quite incredible the world beaters across the road have managed to be dumped out two cups in a matter of days to Falkirk and QoS. I really look forward to playing them next year with another two windows of improvements ahead. Keep the Faith over the tough month ahead as the end goal is us celebrating infront of a tear filled hooley at the fruitbowl come season 24/25. Thank you.

Hibs were the superior team with 11 men. Could've nicked a point but i think a Hibs win was deserved on the overall match. Surprised if Hibs don't kick on as they've been one of the better teams we've faced at Dens. Until next time. Thank you.

Time to ditch the two up top? 5 2 3 with Reilly and Tiffoney at the side of the lone striker? Both of them caused havoc the last ten minutes. Rudden and Bakayoko gave us nothing in the first half and the whole game really. Not too disappointed overall however, a few mistakes was the difference today. Our sloppy, dreadful passing in the first half has to stop though. Subs should've been on much earlier which everyone around me was also saying. I think it's telling we have to improve when Rudden is getting the full 90 in such a game. Is Pineda that bad? Dust ourselves down and bring on the Well next week. Thank you.

Stick with the same team who pumped the Paisley morons. A fully fit squad to choose from - getting to the last twenty minutes i wouldn't want to see the running of Mulligan and Tiffoney appearing if i was a HIbee defender. Add Robinson into that aswell and the game may be won there; at least that's what i'm hoping. There's not been too many bumps in the road of late, so if it comes the main thing is the perfomance doesn't retract. We'll be just fine this season if we play to our capabilities over the course of the season. As a side note, it's the Scottish cup draw this weekend i believe. I wouldn't mind a trip to someone like Clyde away. Something different anyway is the order from me. Mon the Dee. Thank you.

That was the lyrics after Albert Kidd prevented Hearts from winning the league at Dens. As Biggie has mentioned its great to play a proper history filled club with tradition. A great anthem in Sunshine on Leith also which shows pride in their residence. Something the likes of Livi, Paisley and Perth can't manufacture. Dundee v Hibernian on a Saturday 3pm. Very nice. For any Diddies peering in who wonder why they don't receive this respect then its time to roll this song out once again. They always claim I'm fishing or on the wind up but I like to call a spade a spade. Thank you.

With no game for another two weeks cause of yet again a reeking international break, it's a good time for the club to plan for signings in January. The mark of a successful club is planning ahead and always looking to improve. Where do we look to improve? For me the most important positions right now are goalkeeper (yes that's right) and right back/right wing back. Carson is an unbelievable goalkeeper at this level but we're an injury away from being in the catastrophic place of Legzdins coming back into the first team and chucking goals in. I don't think i'm overdoing it to say he was a disaster in the previous premier league campaign; anyone who shows me stats to prove otherwise isn't going to change my opinion. We need a keeper to challenge Carson like we had with McCracken and who can also take over the position as Carson ages over the next few seasons. McGhee had his best game on the right yesterday but he clearly isn't natural there and we need to improve. Kerrs not what we need as a starter. Some may point out the centre of midfield but i think Mulligan can thrive in there when he returns from injury. We also have the likes of Robertson who are in the last chance saloon. I'd rather see both play for the rest of the season (remembering we have Howley also) and make a decision nearer the summer who needs to go and who can stay. A striker is another area people are shouting for but it'd kill one of the current four if we have another. Pineda has to be given the chance to show what he can do but hopefully he doesn't get in any time soon as it means Rudden and Bakayoko are performing. A fully fit Robinson can definitely produce at this level too. I'm happy to go with that four and see it as a waste of money to bring in another striker simply as we have four on the books. If we get to the summer and need to replace all four then at least they've all been given ample time to show they had enough. In summary then all i think we need is a goalkeeper and RWB in January. I'm happy to let the rest of the squad gel and perform for the rest of the season at it stands. Am i wrong or am i right? Thank you.

One game at a time. We'll take the knocks when they come and dust ourselves down. The results just now should beable to iron out any bad runs and we SHOULD be staying up this year comfortably. The summer is essential for the next years of our club. The DABs will be back and it's time for us to keep the club moving forward with stadium progression and mauling of the DABs, truly bringing a new tide within the City. I for one don't fear their return I see it as a chance for us to progress. TBH I wouldn't mind seeing utter shite like Livi banished back to the seaside leagues. This is a start, but only a start. It'll take years for more punters etc to start coming back but if we keep playing with the spirit of yesterday it'll come. Onwards & upwards. Thank you.

A genuine and heartfelt get it round you to every single one of you Paisley morons. Thank you.

Delighted. An absolute whalloping of the Paisley morons with the Goalkeeper literally doing zilch today. Carson blowing kisses and waving to the Ultra clowns at the front of the Shankly set up the second half perfectly. Becks tackle that led to the fourth goal is a thing of beauty. There's nothing quite like a sliding tackle that gets the fans up and seething in joy at the sight of the ball bobbling up off the stunning Dens Park turf. For it to then lead to Robinsons first goal of the season almost had me shooting my load. Boateng strutted round the pitch like a prime Pirlo. Such a talented individual. Rudden sprinted about like fast Eddie after someone stealing his copper cup. Relentless in his pursuit of the ball. Fucking lovely and rightly applauded off today. He's not going to turn into a Hemmings but we know what he's giving us. Well done to him. Shaugnessy commanded his area like Granny Danger over a large kebab. Destruction of the opposition alongside the solid Lamie and composed Portales. Cammy Kerr even managed to come on and give a comedy act when passing to the opposition and slide tackling Robinson whilst attempting to regain possession. We've had years of sorrow following this beautiful club but this season has been a pleasure. The main thing with this club is it being in the blood, there through thick and thin. We are more than entitled to enjoy the current standings while we can but I'm not as deluded as your moron Paisley, Queens Park and other Diddy fans who don't know their limits. We move on with hope but more importantly pride in being a supporter of this history laden Club. That will never change but on days like this it hits that bit extra. Thank you.

You've not seen either player you've mentioned as much as any Dundee fan in here. Really don't know who you think you are. Robertson won't make any of them teams. Give it a rest and f**k off. Thank you.