It's 2010, you're just back from seeing 127 Hours at the cinema, you've got a bowl of Kellogs Krave in one hand and a controller in the other. You open the box of Just Cause 2 and slip the disc into your PlayStation 3. David Cameron is on the telly saying that 'there's tough times ahead and 'we're all in it together', that the previous government had left a 'massive mess' and failed 'to fix the roof while the sun was shining'.
Life doesn't get any better than this you say to yourself.