Melanius Mullarkey

How much is the pension these days anyway?

There’s a basement area (dark, and moist) under some of our lab spaces which has been out of bounds for about 12 months due to the silly c***s at my work not having a clue about how tk deal with shit concrete (yes yes I know). Anyway, the roaches have moved in but this bold boy was obviously a bit bored and came up a nosey.

This c**t turned up in the work today.

Well at least this in incident has confirmed one thing. St Mirren fans continue to be the leagues biggest bellends.

Noice

You don’t see many of them at Soccerworld.

That’s Gazpromwang!

“Fit like sexy quine, fit yi dein fur yir tea” ”aye sounds grand, fit time” ”ony time efter sivin” ”fit fine” ”if yir lucky yi kin bide fur yir supper. It’s golden grahams”

What a fucking country.

Ah you’ve been left with egg on yer face for not knowing that. Well, I hope it’s egg.

To the level of precision of a few mm?

I doubt any VAR has any “reliable calibration”. Get it in the fucking bin along with each and every “well actually” VAR nonce supporting it.

I think most of us high flying well respected super intelligent handsome types, like you and I Richey, suffer from Imposter Syndrome. Slowly, you'll realise that as Gordon as alluded to above, those who don't, tend to be arseholes with ideas way above their ability. You're doing fine (ignore the graffiti on the bog wall that the hamster has been writing).

Either way. It’s not particleularly important.

It Cerntainly will.

McCoist “the wee fella” Hate crime imo

Imagine diving in that situation. Minter.

Deez Spanish Nutz man

The Arse are back

Big H at it again.

What are the Arse up to?

Baldulant.