Melanius Mullarkey

Came off the Man City players hand ffs

Spurs fair shat this game tbf

Knowing Elgin pet owners, probably.

Why, are they Labour Party members?

Tinpot fitba.

Only took 9 minutes for the first half and half to appear though.

Man Shitty.

Oaft

36 is a good innings for any living creature in Elgin.

It’s nice to see @throbber smartening himself up and getting on the telly for a bit though.

No doubt a glue full of microplastic.

He was a she.

Racially aggravated. Highly intellectual, though.

Even worse. So is Tommi the African Grey parrot in Birnie’s Pet Shop in Elgin. 36 is not too bad an age I suppose.

I’ll fucking deal with you the next time I see you which I hope I never do.

Used to a be a mini murmuration of starlings that hung about our street. Got up to I would estimate 100 a couple of years back but it seems they've all fucked off somewhere else. See the odd couple but nothing spectacular. Coincidental with the appearance of a number of magpies.

I love meeting these folk at the lift and engaging them in some sparkling conversation, then forcing them to take the stairs whilst talking to me all the time. Their wee red cheeks and wheezy breathing when we reach step number 8 makes me feel alive.

Funnily enough it wasnt the biggest fanny on that show.

Mon 'eh Hoops.

Busy past couple of weeks in the front garden. No cuckoos but the gold finches and green finches are back along with coal and blue tits, wrens, 2 robins, thrush, blackies, sparras and the annoying pigeons and magpies have started hanging about. Also some wagtails have appeared in the garden this year. Looking for nesting and/or their ends away I suppose.

Another fucking Celtic photo from Magee.

Booooo

Schenesh

Saucy.

English fitba eh?