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Melanius Mullarkey

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    Only if it’s been used.
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    Good shot sir Right you are, Yasser.
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    Comedian dies on stage. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-47911040 Literally.
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    I used to be Cancer but Im SHOCKED to see im now Camcer.
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    Boy in the office downstairs, lets call him Steve for the time being, changes out of his shoes into jesus sandals for his work. With socks. Which are white.
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    Every time I go to the office along the corridor to get a refreshment, the bottle is empty and the (mostly) women say "aye you'll have to change the bottle". Bints.
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    @philpy
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    Think the milkie pops round most days anyway tbf.
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    Ah f**k, never thought about that tbh.
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    The work have announced that the building i work in is being shut from 1 June until 1 September and although we will be allocated a desk space in a different building, they’re expecting that people will likely work from home.
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    Kilmarnock
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    Probably taken down by a 5 year old Palestinian girl.
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    Still, at least he’ll have some free time.
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    Taken the bairn to Ryze (trampoline place) for an hour. It’s full of screaming kids as expected however a couple of women who could only be described as “morbidly obese” have turned up and I doubt the tension in the trampolines are ready for that jelly.
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    “Sense of entitlement” incoming. Classic inferiority complex from Killie. Been like that for years. Compounded by the fact that despite having their best period in decades, Steve Clark still soils it against the sheep shaggers. Delicious.
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    No doubt the Green Brigade will be all over this and expect a candle lit vigil later for the Palestinian Moon Landing Front.
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    Minter for the boy tbf.
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    Cant listen to Beethoven's Eroica symphony. Reminds me of that time my curly wig fell off in public at its premiere in April 1805. Complete minter.
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    One of The Fall's better albums IMO.
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    Still banging on about this so called “fridge” that I don’t supposedly not have?
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    Woooooooahhhh Body Form.
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