Melanius Mullarkey

I’ll fucking deal with you the next time I see you which I hope I never do.

Used to a be a mini murmuration of starlings that hung about our street. Got up to I would estimate 100 a couple of years back but it seems they've all fucked off somewhere else. See the odd couple but nothing spectacular. Coincidental with the appearance of a number of magpies.

I love meeting these folk at the lift and engaging them in some sparkling conversation, then forcing them to take the stairs whilst talking to me all the time. Their wee red cheeks and wheezy breathing when we reach step number 8 makes me feel alive.

Funnily enough it wasnt the biggest fanny on that show.

Mon 'eh Hoops.

Busy past couple of weeks in the front garden. No cuckoos but the gold finches and green finches are back along with coal and blue tits, wrens, 2 robins, thrush, blackies, sparras and the annoying pigeons and magpies have started hanging about. Also some wagtails have appeared in the garden this year. Looking for nesting and/or their ends away I suppose.

Another fucking Celtic photo from Magee.

Booooo

Schenesh

Saucy.

English fitba eh?

No, it was a headbutt m8.

Hopefully a swarm of flesh eating bacteria descends on the stadium and eats every c**t by the 83rd minute.

Beautiful.

Angus farm field to be transformed into Pagan worship site after planning application approved at Monikie https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/870606/angus-farm-field-to-be-transformed-into-pagan-worship-site-after-planning-application-approved-at-monikie/ Cheers!

7 pints.

FTFY

For me I would say 2nd from right is above the right. She looks too much like Louann van Houten.

Saturdays which mean you have to go to Dens?

But but but, Joey’s an intellectual.

FTFY

You would be on the lot of them like a tramp on chips you liar.

What? Death?

I know a cat called Jax.