Blue Brazil Forever

We will just have to gub them then

Ask Mrs F_P to take them with her. Could cause some aggro on WeeChat.

The Hottub was almost certainly made in China: Div should really be worried.

Mind the gap for the equalizer. Basic defense to cover both posts at set pieces. Coaching needed now to ensure Cowden stay tight at the back. Such howlers should never happen again.

We also have a continuing need for another goalscorer. Attacking football may be good to watch but penalties and OG's won't do it.

Yet another Greig Stewart !

Wee Jimmies and the Junction Bar - proper football pubs.

With potato scones ?

Have they still got the Conference League registered as a company with thingummy and wotsisname as directors ? If so, the annual finance report and AGM should be interesting. I'm certain that the intention of the powers that be is to shoehorn two or more B teams into the SPFL system. The Conference idea was merely another attempt to gain full acceptance. That's my conspiracy theory.

Looks like game on. Now 2 up (Docherty)

99.9% . It's the 0.1% that will get you every time.

Remember Gretna. Cowden play the latest incarnation Gretna 2008 on Saturday. They are shipping loads of goals and are prime candidates for relegation.

Has to be Sainsburys. Separate lower prices per item for Nectar holders.

Toilet, littlest room, wc, lavvy, loo, john, bog, the head - no wonder the Americans get confused. I know P & B can come up with other terms for a place to perform intimate bodily functions.

Maybe a temporary ban might make him apologize, but then it didn't work for VT who is still as rude and arrogant as always.

Compo Face thread for this.

Do you really think that's wise, sir ? Far better to f**k your Permanent Secretary.

I was watching a TV program just the other night which showed Judge Rinder in a kilt ( a vision to behold, although it wasn't clear if he was wearing anything underneath ). The program was based on an Ayrshire Hotel which charged £5000 a night for a room, with full bookings ! With these kind of room rates and bookings, the cost of any renovation would soon be covered. Just a thought

Why not ask berwick-the-unbeatable. He has the answer to it all

Since this is a football forum, why not substitute DISGUSTING for DISGUSTED . Disgusting of Cappielow Disgusting of Dens Park

Definitely one for The Compo faces thread

Of Tunbridge Wells, There must be someone on P & B who knows the equivalent town in Scotland to be disgusted in ? Disgusted of Bartertown doesn't sound quite right.

Ho hum. A kind of typical morning - the wind has dropped, the sun is shining, a phone call from my Bank Security Department (tel number 01622758073), 2 Emails with urgent package delivery notifications, signing on to P & B only to find V T full of his usual piss and vinegar. Oh, and a PTTGOYN thread

I'm sure the Save the Planet multitudes can help. Or maybe even Humza.