philpy

What was wrong with the meats in the first place??

Wahey

There's a pair of right lazy c***s In our street that what have their van and car in the living room if they could. He parks his works van at an angle which effectively takes up two spaces, then moves the van to let the wife park her car up, which is shite for anycunt else needing a space, which could be rectified if he parked normally. There are no allocated spaces either. I quite occasionally have to park further down the street or somewhere else, but it's hardly the end of the world if you have to walk further, unlike the lazy c***s.

I've let this thread down a bit lately, but fear not, I'll be back on the T this evening.

I take as long as possible during my mid morning shite at work. I only get a half hour lunch break, so the additional "break" is a bonus...

Give us a clue

Knitted fleecy blankety thingy

Management who don't have a clue how orders should be loaded onto delivery trucks with regards to weight distribution.

Spot on. Bravo.

It's something I use, but I don't buy these things, or the larger things of similar designs that often accompany said item.

No

IT'S GOT FUCKALL TO DO WITH BEES!!! sorry. Carry on guessing.

Nope. Right - it's a househould item.

Naw.

Another two guesses at most

Harry Clarke IMO

Wrong x 3

Had a dream that a huge articulated truck with monster truck wheels came up the top of our street and turned, crushing all the cars in the process. I actually looked out of the window to check the car was ok when I woke up this morning [emoji85]

Light blue flame as well. Staunch as f**k.

Nay lad, nay.

Not bee related. Know your place.

Nope

Nope

Bugger you rugger. I'm taking My shot and using an everyday item this time.

My local club has it on draught. Lovely stuff. On the rare occasion I can't be bothered with tennents, I'll have a pint of ember. Only £2.70.