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Beans Beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more you fart.

"Come on baby find my spire"

You get all kinds of birds in wester hailes... (so I've been told)

Fiver a ticket for the game on the 5th march. I'm not going back to watch raith anytime soon, so that'll be a good start.

The c***s never turned up at all .

It's 4 hours fuckin wasted. I'd planned to get out for a decent walk today if they'd been here earlier.

Been waiting in the house since 12pm waiting on east lothian council coming to an electrical inspection. Between 12 and 4 we were told, and no c**t has turned up yet.

I think the last dundee - celtic move was scott bain?? That worked out well

Fair play

There's always some c**t that doesn't bother to shut their gate when it's windy as f**k.

I remember a raith game vs St Johnstone during the fraud anelka era. Me and @Torpar were near the olympia arcade when one of the saints casuals approached us, I just said something along the lines of "we aren't going to the football" or "we aren't raith fans" and he fucked off. Thank f**k, cos I think there were more of them nearby.

Why the f**k do they give storms names??

Its because most office workers are p***ks who have some sort of superiority complex even when they're not as important, more disposable and on less money. This exactly. One of the lads from the yard is now in the office, and has basically turned into an errand boy. Out every ten minutes, passing more work onto us, asking us to count stuff, and chucking empty boxes outside the showroom door rather than walking 300 yards to the skip.

https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/pQG9PIL6-Hd3sw

Yardie?? It's not 80s London m8

Toranj is quality. BYOB as well, so no getting ripped off with Edinburgh drink prices.

I went on a date with a Russian girl. Even gave me a lift home afterwards. She had a lada in her tights.

Does anyone else have selfish c***s in the office at work?? We get a lot of reps/customers handing stuff in the office, but nothing ever gets handed out to me and my team in the yard. A few years ago a driver asked if he could join the lottery syndicate only to be told "no, it's for office staff only" the office staff might get the sales, but it's the yard guys that are busting a gut to get the orders out of the door. If was the boss in a similar place, I'd make sure everyone was treated the same.

Visiting wife's family in biggar, so popped 5 miles across to Broughton...

How long till the Russians start arriving in white vans and start stealing dogs?? Shared timbuktu xx