JamesP_81
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That's a ure roer isser btw...
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ETA: In fact, the matches can double as toothpicks.
So could the corkscrew , depends how minky/ studenty you want to get !0 -
A mink who takes stones out of horses hooves a lot?
Surely there is some kind of specialist farrier tool that would be utilised for that purpose rather than a multi tool. Unless straight after removing the stone you need to open a bottle of wine , start a fire and then remove detritus from between your teeth. Then the Swiss army knife becomes invaluable!
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Used to work in an office and every single day without fail would shit in the toilet , it's what it's there for . What I could never understand was all the women in the office who would have a seriously major issue if anyone even suspected that someone had used /was using their toilet for a shit with all of them coming to the agreement that whoever it was was a manky midden of a wummin! Almost all of them seemed to have some form of IBS/stomach complaint , I assume caused by the fact they spend all day holding in shits.
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That is a perfect capture of grade A cuntiness !
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The Amber on Byres Road is shutting tomorrow forever [emoji20]
Went there regularly through uni years , every time I've returned since tho I felt it was going downhill to the point of not bothering to go for the last 10 years or so.0 -
Could you not have stayed another day?
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Bloody typical , been working up in Perth bored out my tits for 2 weeks and the day after I head back home the well are away there AND one of my favourite local comedians is playing at the venue !!
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She was down on the tracks.
There was any number of places she's could have let the wee boy pish, I don't think anyone would have minded.
Edit: down off the platform
If she was off the end of the platform and inside the boundary fence then she is a c*nt of the highest order. She would also have went past a prohibition sign and a warning of a serious fine when I seriously doubt anyone would have had a problem with her letting the wee fella pee against the fence at the end of the platform. As a driver thats had a near miss with people on the track I can tell you that driver's heart would have been in his mouth when he seen a kid on the lineside!0 -
I've read some people went in the Cooper because of the queues caused by it being a cash gate.
£12/6 sounds great until everyone turns up with twenty's and tenners and takes all their change away.
Easy answer, make it £10/5.0 -
On the highlights, the East was really empty - I was actually surprised it was over the 3000 mark.
At the game 3113 seemed a fair reflection, as you say tho highlights showed east to be really empty.0 -
First game I've been to in a while, followed the close season on the YouTube channel so was good to see the team up close.
I'm liking the style of play, definitely a more patient build up moving the ball across at the back then one touch passing through the midfield than I've seen previously. Whether that will stand up against a higher standard of team closing us down quicker time will tell.
Kipre looks like a right solid unit of a guy at the back and midfield team of Cadden Bigi and Mchugh are working well. Tanner looks very lively and should support whoever our front man ends up being well. the only weak link I could see imo was Frear, seemed to make some poor decisions and delivery was questionable at times.
This was my 4yr olds first game and don't know whether to be happy for him ( don't know how many other people saw a 4-0 win in their first game) or sad ( let's be honest it's all downhill from here)!0 -
Ever been asked where the 'torlet' is?
There was a girl that I went to primary school with who said torlet, even as a 5 year old it absolutely done my tits in. I'd completely forgotten all about it untill 20 or so years later when I worked next to a woman in her forties who came out with it! I mean how do you get to that stage in life and raise a family yet can't pronounce 'toilet'?
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The embarrassing 'papa' aside that's the curse of the outlaws and family gatherings can be utterly shite. If you, the wife and the wean can go on your own terms and be your own people then fine. If you're some-how beholden then stay well clear.
This 100%. Went away with her dad and step mum, in different villas, great time was had by all. Went away with her mum and step dad, shared a house, never fucking doing that ever again!! Her mum tho thought it was amazing and continually goes on about how we have to book up and go away again but taking even more of the family with kids as well!0 -
Before I go to pick up a takeaway i'll stick a couple of plates in the oven to heat them up, when I get back she will stick the food straight onto stone fuckin cold plates.
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The answer 'no' to the first question would have stopped the subsequent one's.
No it wouldn't, it's a woman we're talking about here!0 -
Crap
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Mountain
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Mink.
Buying some small snacks in advance and taking them with you may be an idea.
Obviously they will have to be clearly branded from another retailer so as to clear up any dubiety over implied ownership of said snacks.0 -
Magnet
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c***s in the street ( they can't afford bus or train tickets),
Walking from Aberdeen city centre towards the GPs at the old city hospital (towards Pittodrie basically).
Fell in step behind 2 of the cities substance ruined idiots. Heading for Seaton for their morning fix I would guess. She is clearly really struggling and the bloke that if you added his teeth and braincells together the number you would get would be fewer than his fingers, and he probably couldn't count up to either.
She has a moment of big groggy spit, could turn to a vomit on the pavement and as you is hunched over deciding if she should live or die he notices that I am walking only 10 feet behind. Clearly embarassed by the situation he loudly states, I had earphones in and heard his every word,
'For fucks sake, that ain't very lady like ya c**t, pull yourself together ya cunty whore or am fucking off without you'.
Truly a gentleman himself.
c***s in the street thread for this pish.0 -
Normally Asda this happens in, don't see it in my normal choice, Sainsburies. Therefore, Asda is for tinks.
Too busy looking down your nose to look up and see how Sainsbury's is spelled huh?0 -
And while we're on the TV related rants the fact that she will absolutely staunchly refuse to accept that there is any difference at all between standard definition and HD and constantly records programmes or downloads films for us to watch in standard definition!
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edit edit: See also, settling down to watch football or something only to be met with the "two shitey programmes are about to start taping" message. f**k the f**k off.
And it's always the wrong one you decide to stop recording! " oh why didn't you stop the other one, I'm not really interested in that one "
" then why the f#@+ is it on BLOODY SERIES LINK!!! "0
P&b Running Club
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Give your tendon a bit of a shake ?