Last game at Rugby Park I was in the Howard Arms before Kick off, away supporters bus park across the road behind Halfords.
A bus pulled in and decanted a dozen or so middle aged men in full 1980s casual regalia (larger sizes obviously )
one of them staggered across the road to the Howard and made it to the bar, where the lady explained she couldn't serve him as he was buckled.
He was helped back to the side door and outside, 30 seconds later he walks in the front door and back up to the bar, where he is again told he won't be served.
He starts shouting that's what the told him in the last place ! Once again he is helped outside and staggers back to his sad ageing tracksuit clad Peter Pan friends,
No doubt with tall tales of how he stormed two Killie pubs single handed.
Most Hooligan legends are born in the tiny drink addled brains of over imaginative under achievers.