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Shrewsbury on a double with Scunthorpe. Looked an absolute certainty to me. Giving up betting for a few weeks, really can't afford to lose any more. This season I've bet £485 and have a grand total of £31 profit. Absolutely fucking pathetic.

I knew there was a reason I never bet on the horses...

I've only got a small stake on the tip (cheers for the inclusion s-s) as I've been stung by betting big based on tips from in here in the past.

Vaseline

Burnley and Swansea. In the last two days I have lost a day's wages on gambling

I know something you don't know, doo-da!

Yeah, thanks in advance from me too. I could think up a better name for the circle if you want? Something a bit "out there"?

... and me 3? Let's call it The Inner Circle of Cha-ching...

I think they booed a couple of the substitutions. Took off two of the best players in Beckford and Prutton and put on that big fucking idiot Kandol (he's pish) so it was quite strange. The Irish lad Kilkenny is a wee greetin-faced p***k, btw.

Leeds supporters Maybe someone should tell them that ironic cheers don't really work when every single decision is going your way and you're getting free-kicks every twenty seconds.

A win is a win is a win, and this is the win counter.

2 weeks in a row, MK Dons. This time top vs. bottom.

I have never, ever considered this and doubt I ever will. Care to elborate?

Do you have a pure big massive hoose, mistur?

You've made 26 grand profit in a month?

I tried that, say for every £100 he put on I'd put on £1 but lacked the discipline. £7 on at 1/2 when he had £700 etc. just didn't seem worth it. He forwarded on the email about Hills shutting his account, so he's not lying. I think you have trust issues.

Well, lucky for him, his profit/loss doesn't depend on what you see as a profitable strategy.

I worked with a guy last summer who doesn't exactly make a living from gambling as he already makes over £100k a year but probably makes about £30k a year from gambling. Obviously, he only makes this much from gambling as he has so much disposable income and regularly puts £5,000 on 1/5 shots. In fact, one time he lost £4,500 betting on Morton to beat Forfar at 2/9 (I told him it was a certainty!). William Hills have cancelled his account as it "didn't kae business sense" for them to have him as a customer

If you look at any of my posts on this (and most other folk who regularly contribute their "tips") I'll never post any winnings unless I've mentioned it beforehand. I know what you mean, though, I generally don't pay any attention to folk who just come on and say "tenner treble paid out a ton" if they've not posted what they're taking first.

If you read my post I said that it was obviously easy to say with hindsight but I didn't touch any British matches as it was cup weekend and instead bet on Real Madrid, also at 1/3.

The safest bet was Arsenal at 1/3 instead of Norwich. Obviously that's easy to say now in hindsight but if I'm betting large at short odds I like to sort of trust the team that they're going to win, i.e. make sure it's a good team you're relying on and not some inconsistant Championship side (see Real tonight - my only bet of the weekend) Maybe that's a good rule... Something like "only bet on good teams at short odds"

£90?

Decent week for me. £30 on Aldershot (1/2 at Hills, cheers Salty) returned £45 £10 double on Bolton (4/7) and Blackburn (4/6), at Tote, will return £29.19 Only put on 2 bets and that's a £34.19 profit. Slow and steady wins the race.

Just got a text off my mate: "fuckin barca just cost me a ton. Who the f**k are alcoyano!" Should have told him to never bet on the Copa Del Rey... they take it less serious than the Carling Cup

Last week I fell asleep with a kebab in my pocket.