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Many moons ago I worked for Sports Connection, each year the same pantomime would be played out when it came to serving parents wanting turf trainers for their kids. Adidas did a range which were available with blue/ green/ red/ orange on them. Cue "I'm not buying them they're blue/ green" comments if you offered the other colour because of size availability. Same extended to tracksuits etc. The kids were, almost without exception, not bothered in the slightest...... until told they weren't getting new trainers that day.

I wasn't reading the bottle - going to assume he meant 60% abv..... Certainly stronger than the Glenlivet we alternated with as a 'soft' drink haha

Old man opened his Glencadam 10 yesterday, 60% proof I'm told. Was a lovely drop! Was given a miniature of Glenfiddich Solera 15 by my folks and a bottle of Glenlivet Founder's Reserve by a mate.

This, we managed a decent return on our pram/ buggy and furniture in the Falkirk area.

Oh undoubtedly! The kids are his world but she already stopped them from seeing his family if she took the huff at some perceived slight so I feel really sorry for them too. If only she'd just done one and left the kids behind!!

My Sister-in-law. Has always treated wife's brother like a piece of crap. Constant complaints about his/ my wifes family who quite frankly are awesome in-laws. Now she's leaving the poor bugger and taking the kids.......

'Drivers' who just pull onto the motorway in front of you because they are indicating. They'll end up as a bonnet ornament for a Scania sooner or later I suppose..

The wee lights which are now always on, on the front of every car. The dash is normally lit up so folk forget to put their actual headlights on. They give out enough light at the front to confuse the hard of thinking but there's nothing at the back at all. Partly the manufacturers fault as it can't be that hard to just put the rear lights on too even though its not required.

Wankers who don't put their lights on because the daylight running lights are on at the front. Might light the road at the front a bit but it means no light at the back so they are invisible in the dark/ dusk/ rain. Muppets

Carnegie Hall City Chambers Abbott House Dunfermline Library and Museum - Scotland's Building of the Year

Laurieston Co-op, Falkirk..... or Stirling I think

C**** in 116d's or similarly low powered 'prestige' cars who can't read the road and get p****d off when you pass them in the underpowered Vauxhall Zafira daddy-waggon. Fair play to the bloke in a Porsche Cayenne who had seen it all and flashed me back out into lane 2 to further upset the wee flower....

Folk that stand up before the doors have even closed at Haymarket on the way into Waverley....

Can see it from my hoose just outside Falkirk....