Steven Mill Out

Took an autism test earlier at work due to sheer boredom. Much to my delight, I am not autistic.

Looking forward to giving a warm welcome back to Manpreet FC when your relegation is confirmed in a couple of weeks.

Own a house with a handbrake.

Heading through to the Scotland game tonight, hopefully get to Glasgow for roughly half 5. Tennents will be flowing. After match plans? More tennents. VIVA LA TENNENTS

I don't mind giving away free tickets to the games, as long as it's community teams rather than the random school kids that haven't got a clue about the rules of football. Still can't get the school kids chanting for a penalty from 20 yards out against QoS last season whilst in the same stand as the away fans.

Around the Haunted Hills area for me, lots of chests up there and landed there so often I can have the place raided pretty quickly if I land on my own. Only downside of landing up there is the absolute treck that I'm normally faced with when the circle decides where it's going. Hit the big 30 wins over the weekend, finished second a few times also being beaten by people who I can only assume are fat and can build massive towers within seconds while somehow returning fire to me. Also reduced some American pre-pube to what I can only assume was tears after skelping him with my pick axe to win the game, prompting him to send me a seething message after I had won. A true moment of beauty.

Played 2 games of the 20 aside mode, probably won't be touching it again till I can get a some of my pals on as well. Sitting on the boogie bus to see 15 markers all placed right above Titled Towers within 5 seconds is brutal.

Brechin or Draw @ 7/4 is for some reason tempting me this weekend.

300+ games played, over 20 hours in each of the three modes. Currently sitting at 26 wins. It has well and truly taken over my life and, no, I'm not proud of it.

Took advantage of being off college yesterday and got out and about.

The pharmacy in-front of the graham medical centre was open yesterday, so must likely open today also.

Took me an hour to complete a normally half hour walk to work this morning, around 8 people of 30 are in. Boss also being a dick and not letting us leave till half 5. A poor day so far, here's hoping the forecast 4 heavy snow from 1 onwards change his mind.

Been on and off in Falkirk all day, currently struggling to tell if my colleague has horrendous dandruff or has in fact been out in the white powder falling from the sky.

Hoping we score from some sort of dodgy decision during the game at some point, just so I can look around and witness some fat seething unionist mess about to explode with anger.

Freak.

If anyone's interested, Coral are offering 50/1 for a goal to be scored in the Barca game tonight. All paid back in free bets, max stake £1 unfortunately and for new customers only.

Anyone managed to stick this on twice yet?

Watching the series for the third time now and I'm still caught of guard by how much of a c**t Skylar is.

People not leaving the room to blow their nose get's on my nerves beyond belief. Mingin.

Considered it, but didn't follow through. Nice one.

In my honest and humble opinion, all vegans should be burned at the stake.

Wouldn't mind a look into Houston's mind just to see how he was planning to win the league with 2 35 year olds starting consistently.

Coming to the sudden realisation that Paul Hartley is in fact a gypsy and he needs sacking before he tarmacs over our pitch and parks his caravan right where the centre circle used to be.

Anyone know if DVD footage of the 6-1 pumping from Saturday will be on sale in the club shop soon? Something similar to the one we released after the Istanbul-esque comeback against the manky mob.

Got a little over 20 days played in single player and I can't believe I've not noticed this before..