Steven Mill Out

I've been scrolling for about a week straight bro

I did indeed, not quite in the way I was after but a win is a win.

Eccies!

Some of you fuckers are really addicted to misery eh

While admittedly we've been far from great in basically every game other than Dumbarton, I don't think it is as bad as some of you are making it out to be. I think we have been relatively unlucky in-front of goal recently. We are getting the shots on goal (27 on target so far, one of the highest in the whole of Scotland, although admittedly I'm not sure how many of these came from one game), we just aren't converting them. Two games on the bounce where we have had the goalkeeper of Clyde and Airdrie feature in SPFL's Team of the Week. That's not going to happen every week is it? Width from wingers is required and I hope we see it soon because Dixon and Doyle going forward are hopeless, but I think there has been a pretty big overreaction on every platform available.

Thank you for making me aware of this. The plans are in place. It also falls on my birthday, so it has potential to be one of my better ones.

We've clearly sat back and let the like of Stranraer, Berwick and Ayr attack us for the full 90 hoping for a lucky break.

Tomorrow

Thought your number 23 done quite well last night, could have a bit about him. What position does that big lanky number 2 play? Seemed to run about like a headless chicken for the majority of the game just trying to make his presence felt which he did eventually do by poleaxing one of our players. The wee bald centre half Hammill(?) looks like the kind of bloke that wouldn't be able to stop himself rolling if he started. So so round. Keeper seemed pretty decent too, few good saves.

f**k up gimp

Always thought McManus was a bit of a c**t, at least he'll be a c**t for us now. Was hoping on Saturday that we would get someone nippy so we have something different up top and this is exactly the kind of player that I was thinking. A really good signing if it is true.

C'mon you, play the game.. Name that rat.

Something to do with the letter of no confidence that the Herald reported on you reckon?

Think you're onto something here.. Was starting to think the same, with a name like BendtnerBairn I would guess he's about 15-17

Just seen some balloon on that Facebook page suggesting that we boycott purchasing season tickets if the current board members are still in place at the start of next season no matter the division. What's everyone's thoughts on that?

It's more of the neighbours cat, but the b*****d won't leave the office, even at weekends. So as far as I'm concerned it's a c**t, and the works cat.

Old bloke that I have mentioned previously on this thread after he received a warning for farting has now began meowing at the works cat. I'm actually witnessing someone go senile. The quicker he's put out of his misery the better.

Any of the Navy Blue Loyal taking the train to Morton on Friday?

He lifts a cheek to release, this is not a typical old man "it just eeked oot" kind of fart. There are visible signs of pushing on his face and eventual relief once it is gone. Don't like seeing people lose a job, but his days are numbered and it's probably for the best.

He already spends about an hour in the toilet a day.. 4 15 minute trips to the toilet. f**k knows how he's not had a warning for that yet.

Old bloke that sits in the corner of my office has just received an official warning for farting. Pleasing times. He's not taking it well. For what it's worth, he's also an absolute c**t and one of the hardest people to cooperate with that I have come across.

They said tomorrow yesterday, so today.

Could go down somewhat controversially but I don't fault these players at all for their time up here. I don't think for a second that any of those players came up here and didn't give 100% every time they stepped onto the pitch. The only problem was that they were all blatantly out of their depth and that one goes down to Hartley and the scout. I'm not sure what they were told when they were coming up to sign or what level of football they thought they were going into but it clearly was not what they were expecting. I don't hold anything against the players that have left or the players that are still to leave and wish them all the best in their careers but the one opinion that I have formed this season is that I fucking hate Paul Hartley. Actually forgot about Haber, f**k Haber. Lazy b*****d.

What the f**k is that?

Fantastic, cheers.