Swami

Chick’s predictions for the season: League - Celtic League Cup - Rangers Scottish Cup - Rangers

That’s probably why the deal to Celtic didn’t end up going through, because they couldn’t have Curtis Main as well to do all of the work for Turnbull. What a lot of absolute shite.

There is no coincidence that this has all happened after we released images of that new away strip.

I’m not going to lie, but I’m dead happy.

North Lanarkshire Scum.

I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make your own soundtracks to goal compilations of lower league English players on YouTube.

Still announced as 60k, of course.

At the game I didn’t think that Frear’s sclaff at the end was quite as bad as everyone was making out, but it really was. There was 5 on 2 at one point.

I swear I still hear someone make a ‘should have went to specsavers’ joke about a referee every couple of months. Solid gold banter, pal, it’s been about 20 years.

I’ve said this to anyone I’ve ever spoken to about the play-off, but I genuinely nearly threw up on the Underground on the way through to Ibrox that night, I was that nervous. Couldn’t even entertain the fact that ‘they’ were going to relegate us. I mind reading (possibly even on here) that nobody will ever be able to describe that actual sound of Ainsworth’s goal hitting the net, the fact it was right in front of us and the fact that it was only then that the Rangers fans began to realise that they were fucked because they still thought at 2-0 down at half-time that we’d shit it, as per usual. Probably watch it once a week. I’ve seen us take some right tankings there over the years and walking past the Subway Loyal on the way out was a beautiful sight. Swore I’d never go back after that evening. Then I did, I’ll never forgive Stephen McManus for that cup game.

Danny Johnson must have about 25 or so Motherwell appearances by now and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him actually lift his head when he gets the ball. He runs in a straight line when he gets it and has no idea what to do afterwards. He’s one of those weird players that I took a bit of a dislike to immediately, even when he was scoring a couple and I couldn’t really explain why. To be fair, another was Rodriguez-Gorrin, so there’s a high chance that I have no idea what I’m talking about.

In two or three years time I will have absolutely no memory of this whole episode.

Jake Hastie would be just what Rangers need. A 512th midfielder.

I hope to f**k that it doesn’t have anything to do with his wife, as is being strongly hinted at. That would be very shite indeed, might as well just make it rednecks again.

Nah, doesn’t sound like a thing that we’d do, you must be mis-remembering.