Swami

I remain convinced that shot was going in, deflection or not. There’s an angle directly behind him where you can see it’s definitely heading into the top corner. I mean, obviously the deflection and subsequent utter fanny he makes of it is miles better.

I went to see Pavement instead of going to that game. I don’t even like Pavement.

Classy.

Any chance we could win another one now?

Cups of tea at full time?

We’d have ended up below the face-painter waiting for the cash from old Rangers, so we probably did quite well punting Reynolds, I reckon.

Are there Rangers fans in here commenting on our finances? What a world.

I can’t keep up any more, is it Parkhead or Ibrox I can’t afford the bus fare to?

Aye, fair enough. Still, it’s pish.

The fact that we play Ross County on Boxing Day has been pissing me off for ages, but then I looked at the rest of the fixtures and Aberdeen have Livi. Would it have been beyond the realms of anyone’s fucking imagination for the fixtures to have been swapped? Edinburgh derby, Rangers at home and Celtic in Paisley. Lot of shite.

Rob McLean doing the Motherwell game and the Aberdeen game at the same time. Impressive stuff.

I’d imagine Robinson will be among the front runners for the Tottenham job now.

That was actually really, really shite. I hate losing games to the Old Firm where they win in the most routine manner possible. Celtic were shit today and absolutely strolled to a 2-0 victory, I’d rather get a good spanking and be done with it. Did we have a shot on target?

Has to be Jake Taylor.

Can everyone stop talking about dropping Alan Campbell, please?

Are we not basically St Etienne when that jolly fat chap was in charge, now? Churning out the future of football, only for them to f**k off after 3/4 of a good season?

I was thinking about all of the comments on Tait as well. A lot of negative chat about his performances but we haven’t conceded a goal since he got back in the team.

More Motherwell players than Rangers and Aberdeen combined in the Scotland squad. What a time to be alive.

I witnessed Gary Teale take to a football pitch wearing a Scotland strip when he wasn’t playing down the park. One of the things that you can’t un-see.

What with all the stuff about gobbing on opposition players and that, surely the fact that Rangers even played Grezda and Docherty in the Challenge Cup, against Ballymena United, is massively tinpot?

Who’s that now?

I’m fucking sick of the SPFL Premiership being a three horse race year after year. Needs more competition if you ask me.