Swami

H is for…..

Ricki Lamie SNUBBED.

How many of the January signings were really Alexander’s though? I had always assumed the most of them were lined up/done prior to Robinson chucking it.

I can understand a certain level of pragmatism from Alexander here, but we’ve been wasting time since the second half kicked off, now have virtually no attacking players on the park and we’re playing against the bottom team in the league who are down to ten men. And we’re virtually safe, I mean, fucking hell. I’ve got us on my coupon, get it sorted. As it stands, we’re above St Mirren though so swings and roundabouts.

Anyone get a screenshot of that biro scribbled on the ball for the tinpot thread?

I got a chicken tikka faiselpuri last night and forgot to order the rice. Absolute disaster.

Gavin Gunning.

I’d rather miss the game than give Premier Sports a single penny. f**k Premier Sports.

This is a chilling post.

Never in doubt.

I immediately regret this.

Never in doubt.

This has got disaster written all over it.

Not much on the bench for us tonight.

I take it Liam Polworth must have picked up an injury in training, aye?

O’Donnell is having a shocker.

We’d already be 2 down before Alexander took over here. Long has to be scoring that. Those seats look smashing though.

I enjoy the fact that there is a deep schism amongst the Motherwell support regarding the issue of mushroom pakora, but there is a completely unanimous opinion that Liam Polworth can f**k off come May from fans and haters alike.

He’s nailed on for captain next year. I’m not having empire biscuits as an acceptable snack though. First an outright rejection of mushroom pakora and now this, the country is going to the dogs.

3 year contract offer from Rangers presumably on the way.

Fucking hell, I’d completely forgotten we still had Jake Hastie. Thanks a bunch.

Actually more disappointed that I can’t go to this than I was about the European games this season.

Worst Celtic team for years? - can’t lay a glove on them. Rangers strolling unbeaten to title? - scored more than any other team against them. Football eh?