Swami

I spent the whole of last season saying Woolery was shite and that he had absolutely no end product, so I’m not arsed he’s away. 90 good minutes against Rangers (over 2 games) didn’t change my mind.

I’ve honestly looked forward to this all day because I thought we couldn’t be as bad as last week, and it’s somehow worse.

They were on about quarter to nine last night. Sneak some drink in, the queue for the bar was a fucking riot.

Is it really tragic that I keep thinking that all this shitey weather will be doing wonders for that sparkly new pitch of ours?

I remember that denim blue one being rotten as well.

I can’t stick any of Wings other than 1985. Funny how these things go.

Lot of folk absolutely pilled off their margin at that Avalanches set there. Bit early for that lads.

Little Simz is fucking mega.

Other than the raving simpletons in the Old Firm support, does anyone ever actually fall for the stories linking both of them to the same player? It’s such obvious bullshit to generate clicks (or sales of papers in the old days). Might have answered my own question here.

I hope we don’t sign Blair Spittal because I think he’s rubbish. I also hope we don’t convince Lamie to stay, half a good season (where we were still leaking goals all over the shop) doesn’t make him suddenly a good player. Maybe I’m still haunted by the COVID season. You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Amazing.

150 year history alert.

Tavernier to miss the vital penalty, calling it now.

Beautiful.

Bit of a stretch to say that Alex Rae speaks English as well.

Are we allowed to play the famous Europa Conference League music during the qualifying rounds?

Couldn’t give a solitary f**k.

He absolutely shat that.

Just watched last night’s show there. I see Jordan Efford scored our opener and was then mentioned again later. f**k knows who he is.

Still better than Firhill this year.

Mind we qualified for the Champion's League at Tynecastle? That was a cracking night.

Fairly sure we got a really dodgy penalty that day as well. At Ibrox. I mentioned it in a Best Man’s speech I did once because I think I still can’t believe it actually happened. Edit: I can see this has already been covered.

Those last 15 minutes were a riot. Kicking it as far in one direction as we could, like we were a goal up on Bayern or something like that. Never a penalty.

All the more reason to hope they get absolutely fucked in the final then. The outpouring of good wishes towards them since last night has been giving me the boke.

Thank f**k for that.