Swami

We also made an arse of the resultant free-kick.

He really isn’t.

Kettlewell properly deflecting from his players being a bit shite today by losing the plot over a red card decision in the 92nd minute when we’ve barely registered a shot on target the whole game, just to highlight that St Mirren are a bunch of dirty b*****ds. Good lad.

Good shit. Hope they get absolutely fucked now. That Rangers defence is a horror show.

It’s absolutely mental to me that Lennon Miller is just an automatic first choice in our midfield now, and doesn’t look even slightly out of place, at 16 years old.

True.

Not in a million years is that given in Scotland.

David Martindale on a ‘scouting mission’.

I haven’t watched much of this World Cup because I’ve been working and then on holiday. Flicked on the Australia-Denmark game at 89 minutes and by the 92nd, fucking Robot Wars had mentioned England four separate times. I watched the England game earlier, they were absolutely shite.

Joe Efford on the bench, eh?

Celtic An arrangement of 10 teams St Mirren

This is my favourite signing ever.

Maybe we should just convert Theo Blair into a 25 goal a season striker.

Any streams kicking about?

The more absolute shite we punt, the more I can’t honestly believe how bad our squad was last season.

It’s like proposed swap deals and the Old Firm both being linked with the same player. Load of nonsense.

It’s quite apt that the Fontaines DC shirt is pretty plain and boring but with some completely unnecessary frills at the edges.

They’ll always have the memories of that famous goal in the Bernabeu.

Steven Fletcher is a moany, diving w**k that reeks of relegation because he’s spent the majority of his career playing at the bottom end of leagues. Obviously this opinion is subject to change if we actually sign him.

This version of Song for the Dead would melt your face.

I honestly can’t stand Liam McLeod, but his commentary for that second goal was tremendous.

Holy f**k.

Listening on the radio because f**k Viaplay. Craig Levein has described the score as ‘Zero-Zero’ three times now, and Tom English said it was ‘Nil all’. It’s angered me far more than is reasonable.

Fucking hell.