Swami

Me watching the second half here.

Whoever shouted ‘Wheeeeey’ when Kent made an arse of it there is a hero.

Take your own ball though. No chance with the pishy Sondico ones they dish out up there.

“I thought that Aaron Chapman had been quite handy until last night when Robbo informed that he was, in fact, absolute pish”

Why am I still watching this?

Bottom of the league right now.

Honest to f**k.....

6am to 9:15pm today on Sky Sports Football, ‘SPFL Greatest Games’. Have a wild guess how many teams are involved in this feast of Scottish football?

This game has got 0-1 written all over it.

Pie Sports sounds like a niche porn website.

Hastie was too bothered about when to go down for the penalty there instead of doing anything constructive with the ball. That’s some Ibrox training right there.

I get heavy Stuart Carswell vibes from Maguire.

Can’t deal with this pronunciation of Shaughnessy.

Should have turned the stream off as soon as that came off the post.

Hands down the absolute worst game of football I have ever watched.

Stephen McManus could not have given one single, solitary f**k about Motherwell the entire time he was with us. He was gasping to get back to Celtic, and I hope the door didn’t hit him on the arse on his way out when he got the offer.

I had a soft spot for Carl McHugh, but sometimes he gave the ball away more in one half than Campbell does in a season.

Craig Thomson has got to go. It reeks of trying to have the same as BT Sport in having an ex-ref as some sort of ‘expert’ on the controversial decisions, but I can’t listen to it. Hearing him saying that both penalties yesterday were dives had me practically exploding with rage, the useless c**t couldn’t spot a dive when he was fucking refereeing, could he? I’m still very bitter about the whole Scott Sinclair/League Cup Final saga.

MCGregor shanking a pass out for a corner was the only good thing that’s happened so far.

f**k, that Accies game made me angry. Mainly because the entire Motherwell support could see what was going to happen that day.

I know everyone thought it straight away, pretty much, but this really is starting to look like the most pointless signing ever. Not just because he can’t play against Livi, mind.

Fucking stream, man.

This is going to end up like a Junior season where we’ll have 12 games in hand with a month to go.

Not so much bad journalism as impressively passive-aggressive journalism. I think Roy Laidlaw trumps you here slightly, Nir. You moany twat.

I know it shouldn’t really bother me, but would it not be a good idea for someone to have a word with Maurice Ross and tell him to shut the f**k up about Rangers being ‘the best coached team in the league’ while he’s an employee of another of the teams in the league?