ah-dee
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is wanking at your desk not allowed? i thought if ot was "your desk" then that would be fine??
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I had a woman come into my work the other day. As I was serving her on the checkout and told her the total bill, she asked to pay by card. I said that was fine and activated the card machine for her to use. It became apparent that she seemed confused and I asked if I could help.
Turns out that she had only opened her first ever bank account earlier that day (this was around 2pm) and had never used a bank card before.
This woman was at least mid-40s. Its absolutely mind boggling to me that she has somehow gone this long without a bank account and card.
im sure these people have died out by now. the survival of the human race depends on itI used to go to college with someone who never had a bank account, he’d be paid cash in hand, get his Mum to pay his direct debits and pay her back.0 -
wid and wid
If Boro thought losing to Newport was embarrassing...1 -
im not belittling the act, its disgusting without a doubt, but cant see the clean up coming to several hundreds. how much is a tin of white paint these days?
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i say we just invite ourselves. cant be that hard to find from his description. ill bring the pringlesP&B Party Pad
Invite us all round for a housewarming.0 -
totally acceptable as the isotopes are the greatest sports club franchise in the history of the worldWhat about the Springfield Isotopes?0 -
that strip is a thing of beautyThey were probably blinded by the glare off that strip and hit the wrong button.0 -
Fishy wid.
Had this at my work last year. This big girl who moved into our team about 6 months beforehand and was completely fine, all of a sudden one day absolutely reeked of fish (aye it was coming from down south) which stayed for months. She’s got severe anxiety or something which is why she was moved into our team in the first place. It got so bad that one day I walked down the canteen which is separated to our office by a hallway, and I could tell that she had been there. Complaints from the boss were taken however nothing was done for about 9 months. 9 months of coming in to do a shift and smelling fishy fanny. If it was one of my colleagues I was closer to I would obviously have just told them, however I think if anyone had actually said to her she’d have burst out into tears in the middle of an office full of hundreds of people.
After finally being told off for it, it went away for a good while but it’s been coming back. To be continued.
shes obviously aware of it so surely should be trying something different. hand a magic tree on her clit or something2 -
horrible. as someone who also relies on blood thinners daily to survive the guys lucky they caught it before it got to his brain and caused serious problems.Just read this interview with Trevor Carson: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47098220
File DVT under "absolutely fucking terrifying".
best wishes to him and i hope he gets back playing.
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cant believe you are asking on here. bang his puss and do it infront of the entire office so they all know what a sleekit b*****d he is.Boy in my work messaged my manager to say I’m incompetent and should either be retrained or sacked.
Apparently he’s got previous of doing this to others. Not sure if I should issue a pie booting or wait until he makes a mistake and call him out.1 -
is she pregnant? if you think no could she be lying to you about not being pregnant?Making shit food concoctions then going in a huff when the bairn and I laugh at her.
Last night at about 9pm, I caught her making a baked bean sandwich. Actual baked beans heated up, mayonnaise and cheese mixed in with them.
In bread.
Cold bread.
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take it the cable broke because of gemma collins? if so you could push that to a 30 minute programme. the suspense would keep me watching.I don't know, the idea might have legs. How about putting Romesh what's his name and Gemma Collins in a lift with a broken cable? It'd only last 30 seconds, but I'd watch it.0 -
no she certainly got the message. made my life a nightmare for a few months after. she maybe check if its an open bar before completely dismissing the idea thoughMaybe she didn't get your "You are dumped" text, and you are the groom?0 -
to be honest i think its just because hes a nosey b*****d. hes disabled so spends most his days watching the world go past his window. if any of the other neighbours are having an affair, or even just late for work, he knows it! sad existence really but he has little family so really just interacts with me when i get his shopping and stuffTo prove nothing dodgy is going on?
Please pass on my best to Adam.1 -
millie enjoying the superbowl. eyes have been glued to he tele
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just recieved a message from an ex girlfriend through facebook telling me that she is getting married in july and telling me tge location and date. not sure what shes expecting? me to turn up on the day. bitches be crazy
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this^^So hang on, have I missed it, what happened to Las Vegas man on their return?
Many thanks
Kind regards
Regards
Milky Gem
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boris Johnson played bass guitar in several punk bands as a teenager and onlh went into politics after his audition to replace sid vicious was ruined by crippling stage fright. now he only gets his bass out on new years eve to play through runrigs greatest hits
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ive been roped into painting a coupke of walls at my mother in laws house tomorrow. i hate my mother in law. i promised the missus at new year i would make more of an effort with her family so im classing this as doing a good deed and spending time with her so that should hold me for a month or soFinally got round to decorating my office at home after promising to do it for about 2 years. I fucking hate painting.0 -
my neighbour is adamant that the currains should not be closed until the street lights come on. this often means we have to sit in the dark for 30/40 minutes waiting on them.My wife's parents won't close the curtains in their living room until around 9 o'clock regardless of what time of year it is. They really don't mind strangers staring at them as they watch Coronation street, but it just makes me feel exposed and vulnerable.0 -
what youve said there applies to about 90% of wingers/attacking midfielders. one of the biggest shite pokes ive seen in dark blue was gavin swankie. as soon as his opposite number let him know he was there he bottled it. seems wright will be a useful addition anywayHe has all the talent in the world but prone to hiding after some rough treatment.
He could really kick on when he realises he's not made of glass.0 -
how many players have captained this team this season? there seems to be a real lack of leadership in this squad which is concerning. if we are going to have the bottle to get out of this relegation battle we need leaders to stand up and push us on
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today whilst crosssing aldi car park this young girl (massive wid) climbed into her bairn infested mini and put the foot down to accelerate rather than reverse. the kerb infront stopped her doing any damage of the side of the building. she got out all high pitched and shrieking shouting out at everyone around her.
im sure this was because she was in shock at her near miss with a fast moving building but she seemed like she was genuinely looking for someone to blame!
eta i buggered off inside for my corn flakes so no pics im afraid
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her - im off to bed
me - ill be up soon
her - no you wont youll fall asleep down there
*half an hour later
me - thats me up
her - well i bet you dont come up tomorrow night!
repeat daily for the rest of your life!1
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