Steven Glansberg

We had 3 new faces in the team compared to the end of last season. Don't be as kind as to give them the excuse of being unfamiliar with each other - we were absolutely honking today from the first minute.

Ah yeah, that famously anti diabetic country Georgia.

He really wouldn't though

Baccus for being the first active Saints player at a World Cup

Horny St Mirren Da's have bled out from Twitter on to P&B

This feels like you're trying to find a negative where there isn't one.

WTF is it with adults who gatekeep what other adults wear

I think you mean Andrew Richard Tait has done nothing wrong besides buying a dodgy looking grill for his teeth.

Doesn't make for great reading, to put it mildly.

You really need to stop spending your Saturday evenings drinking paint

In your efforts to not be funny you've achieved the opposite, this is a hilarious suggestion.

Your definition of a meltdown is a strange one.

St Mirren fan. How did Olusanya play for you today?

Gilmour isn't going to shag you, mate

Comparing us to the likes of Gretna and Clydebank when you don't have any proper insight to the club finances is one hell of a stretch. These arguments are just going round in circles at this point.

Wonder if he's 'done his homework' yet.

This is a really shite attempt at a wind up

Yeah. We should always budget to finish second bottom, just happy to be part of the pack, and never once aim above our station. Let's usher in yet another generation of St Mirren fans who'll only ever witness a team happy to win a handful of games all season and set a goal of nothing but avoiding relegation, hoping we get lucky with a cup run. God forbid someone has the ambition to try and move the club forward and aim a bit higher.

You're the most negative c**t on this entire forum and that's saying something. You never have anything positive to say.

He's not going to shag you m8

'If St Mirren, who are currently 1-0 up at the time of writing, score next the score will then be 2-0. If Dundee United score while it's 1-0 St Mirren, the score becomes 1-1' Congratulations for posting one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.

They aren't trying to 'destabilise our club', there's no conspiracy. Good players tend to get noticed.

I was more having a go a Ali de Foy. She fronts St Mirren TV every week and claims to be a great supporter being privileged to do the job. You would think some European night photos around the stadium would have given her a clue. She isn't, she's a Rangers fan pretending to be a St Mirren fan.

Except it's clearly not a level he could cope with if he's back up the road already. He's not good enough for the English Championship.

Stewart Gilmour just comes off in this story as sounding like a tedious c**t which is hardly a surprise to anyone.