Doctor Manhattan

Why change a winning formula? No, wait...

Anonymous so far...

Ariyibi looks to be off to Panaitolikos. Sunday: Likewise.

Yes, best to clarify that, on the slim but finite chance that his new agent is (a) highly litigious, and (b) not a beast.

Followed two minutes after kick-off by "Any streams?"

I don't know, you've always got a chance, even away to East Fife. Motherwell, on the other hand, will rip these Jambo c***s a new one.

Danny Johnson loves a goal against those wankers.

Steelman just has "predator" written all over him.

Sloth on.

Finished 3-2 to Motherwell. Tanner scored all five.

You snooze, you lose. Doctor Manzinga has a nice ring to it.

Aye, that's good work all right. For what it's worth, I wouldn't have given either decision personally with the benefit of replays, but in real time I can see why the 'Well penalty was the more likely to be awarded.

Stick up a link when it's available, cheers. I'm genuinely interested in seeing this in preparation for the inevitable "these things even themselves out" conversation at some point later in the season.

Get your own camera guy!

We've strengthened 19-21.

Sorry, wrong thread. Room for Danny on the Queen's bench though, by the look of it.

Hat-trick hero Johnson not even on the bench.

Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster... By spooky coincidence, back in those days six million dollars was almost exactly £3.25 million. * * Warning - this fact may be entirely made up for comic effect.

St Mirren have just signed Youri Djorkaeff's son. the idea-robbing b*****ds. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48969545

With Sloth already on board we could abandon actual scouting and just go for players with small-furry-animal-sounding names, like Thomas Lemur of Atletico Madrid and Weasel Dammers of Fortuna Sittard. (OK, it’s Lemar and Wessel really, but poetic licence, eh?) It’s a shame Maarten Martens has retired.

Accies announcing him tomorrow, I understand.

It wouldn't look so bad if it wasn't juxtaposed against the dignity and professionalism that Celtic have shown throughout the whole affair.

I'll set them up, you knock them down.

Me too. You'll recognise me by me XXXXL Aston Villa "McCormack" shirt. (Hardly worn.)