Doctor Manhattan

In the nicest possible way, get it ever so slightly up you.

"Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone"

2-1 Motherwell, Ilic double. No idea whether your prediction came true, though.

When you look at a team and think, "Petravicius could come off the bench and do a job", you know in your heart of hearts that it's not the greatest.

Walloper.

Yes, I've never quite understand why a current employer has to empty a miscreant immediately, yet it's OK for them to take up another identical job somewhere else after some arbitrary period of time has elapsed. I'm calling this "The Ched Evans Effect", and I don't care it that's in bad taste.

"Angry young man" was what I heard.

We're long overdue for scudding three past Aberdeen, which would more than put the icing on the cake of our otherwise excellent December. I suppose I could live with that compromise.

I know it's greedy and unrealistic, but I'd be an awful lot more on board this particular train if we'd just beaten the fucking Accies last time out. Was that really SO much to ask?

I wholeheartedly support any tangent that prevents attention switching to "The Rangers", even if only for a few more minutes, so can I just say that Stiff Little Fingers would have kicked the Sex Pistols' heads in, both literally and metaphorically.

All of time and space are equivalent to me, but never more so than after a festive bevvy.

Next season, maybe. Nothing but sympathy for the Dees from me, after the similarly abysmal showing 'Well put on against Accies on Boxing Day.

Even the profanity filter on here is taking the cunting piss.

Nobody hates us, we don't care. Presumably MJC didn't vote for himself, although I wouldn't actually put it past him.

Well, shit, now I feel really stupid. Is it too late to nominate myself as "Worst Ever Motherwell Poster" (who isn't MJC)?

My personal favourite was his goal against Celtic. I look forward to him bagging a hat trick against them next time out.

Have we really only played Aberdeen twice in a calendar year? That in itself must be some sort of record.

Wid, wid, wid, widnae. Nah, just kidding, wid.

Thank you. Next?

Somebody's probably already said it, but those wee faces the Hibbys keep posting everywhere aren't very funny, really.

He's either the stupidest w****r on here, or the cleverest c**t. Place your bets.

It's Mugabi.

Whole geological epochs passed as Grimmy took the subsequent throw ins. Also loved him applauding the red card. Some boy!

On.

I have to say, I much prefer it when we're three or four nil up by this point.