Doctor Manhattan

FTFY, to compensate for your quite woeful lack of ambition.

Neither do I entirely rule it out, although I won;t be betting any of my own money on it either,

I don't want to go all MJC, but is it just me who's worried that we might be getting a bit too cocky here? "Higdon season"; "Cup Final"; "Europa group stages". Next thing you know we'll be getting Rachel Riley in to do the half-time draws.

Someone (Hibby or Jambo I don't know) tried to double that down to "maroon doubloon", but failed to get any traction.

I'll set them up, you knock them down.

Suddenly?

Right, you've fucking asked for this...!

I don't actually care whether he meant it or not. If Turnbull had played that exact same ball it would have been unanimously described as absolute perfection and I, for one, would have left instructions in my will that it should be on the anthology DVD to be buried with me, along with O'Neill's rasper and Jutkiewicz's extra-time equaliser. (The "Oh Wow" commentary, of course, but with the BBC version available on the extras disc.)

No, I'm sticking with the original description. Compared to most of his usual eyes-shut blooters, this was almost Machiavellian.

His passing and distribution is woeful, but he played the through ball that led to Moult's glorious second in the semi-final against Rangers which more than made up for all the others.

Even the emotionless Mr Spock would weep at some of the barbaric abuses of logic being perpetrated over on JKB. “£8m compo for being relegated won’t give us an unfair advantage over other Championship teams because it’s what we would have had if we hadn’t been relegated.” At some point they’ll try to calculate the last digit of pi and that will be the end of them.

Marshall had a much better game than I remember, although that's probably because it's only the last five minutes that anyone ever focuses on.

Helicopter Sunday program on BBC Scotland tonight at 7pm. It runs for two hours, so I may tune in for just the last 10 minutes.

Ça plane pour moi.

FFS don't encourage him, he might go full Marcel Proust next time!

I know what the acronym means, but I can't be the only person who sees it and automatically reads it as a confession from the poster that IANAL

Put her in a Celtic top for good measure.

Karma's a bitch. Probably...

Nobody hates us, we don't care.

In an era where people can land a PhD via doctoral theses on Harry Potter films and Twitter trends, the dissection of Tom English's tortured logic must worth a Nobel prize.* * In medicine/psychiatry, obviously, not fucking literature.

It's probably too much to hope that the account PIN is 1690, but worth a try...

Burns: I'm going to write a figure on this piece of paper. It's not quite as large as the last one, but I think you'll find it fair. Hutz: I think we should take it.