First started drinking in a boozers in Shettleston (1970s) called the Pallacium, the locals nicknamed it the Coliseum.
There was a wee mousey timid barmaid that wouldn't say boo to ghost. Years later in a mates house, he's watching some female comic on TV.
She's rough says me.
And the mate says, remember that wee frightened barmaid that worked in the Coliseum?
Yep step forward Ms Godley.