Joe coconuts

I heard he can fit a nine iron where the sun don't shine and he doesn't even wince

What part of leave don't they understand, fuckin leave means leave

My god!! what a complete sack you are, listen old timer I don’t need you to tell me who I support, I watch many senior and junior football teams each season and as from where I got my info it certainly was not from any of your players, even though you seem on a mission to embarrass some of them, your committee are a shower of miserable toe rags who are taking the Michael out of the boys

Socks, as usual you ramble on a lot of bullshit, what you really need is an enema, a good clear out, you’ll feel better for it

Well what changes can he make? Where do you think the weakness lies?

I foresee an Edinburgh bubble burst, you’re flying too high skag boys

Aye ok you’re playing well, try keeping it up arrogant capitalists

Sox you have strange ears, are you from airdrie?

No sox, there was a hard work scouting team, st mirren now have a hard working scouting team, QP have an ex hard working scouting team

Let's face it, they can call the job technical director all they want, it's really just another name for chief scout He has a talent for finding hidden gems at bargain basement prices but would that suit gus? I think not, he likes to be involved too much QP should match the wages he's being offered and try and keep him

Poor show by gus, took a lot of young guys to the club this season and now bailing out on them at the relative start of it, the young guys have played out their skin for him as well, if it's a money thing then Qp should have matched st mirrens wages

Aye it's happening, Gardner spiers taking over at Qp

Banker bottlers, how the feck did you get beat against the worst talbot team in 14 years?

Why have larky pulled out of the ladeside tourney?

Watched Clydebank a few times last season, thought they were a good side but lacked a bit of confidence, looks like they've strengthened their team big time, one to watch the coming season

Spider how can we talk when we don't know the team this year

Ooh ahh oot side the law

Spider lay off the monkey pills