Dan Steele

They only read the cartoons. Bet the real reason the auld duffers cancelled is because their order from the Christmas Gnome Market didn't arrive.

A withdrawal agreement would have to be ratified by both parties which is sort of the opposite to a unilateral declaration.

Because it's quoting what the other parties are labelling him.

With the Greens having gone public about their vote to end power-sharing and having seen their conference after being punted, is there not an argument that Yousaf is showing strong leadership? The opposition call of no-confidence in a "weak" Yousaf couldn't just be shallow politics and opportunism, could it?

I had the beach at Lunan Bay all to myself earlier. (Phone photo)

For a Party that was at the top table of decision making and in, I suppose, a position of influencing the direction of travel by reasoned and intelligent argument, debate, and professionalism, the co-leaders don't half come over as whining, out of their depth, angry and petulant weans in that conference.

It'll depend on how many they've got.

The Count Zeppelin Pipe Band from Germany wear the Blue Fitzgerald tartan, woven in Forfar.

But he doesn't use it as a rule.

And ironically on the same day Sunak and the government put £75 billion into the defence industry to put the UK on a "war footing".

Turkish tourist board playing a blinder, there. Gastric bands, teeth, and the fitba all available in one break. And the Polis get to practice their "techniques" at the airport.

Aye there is. Just yesterday I asked for twa plen bridies and an ingin ane an aw.

Absolutely. Still a bit of a lightweight but there's a cracking player there.

That was some run and cross by Morrison for the second goal.

Mood of apathy pre-Forfar match lifted when I looked out the window and saw a bloke walking past carrying a fish tank. Water sloshing in the tank, so there must be a fish there. Nae idea what's going on but I'd like to think he's taking the fish for a walk.

Hope is a hard habit to break so I'll go along and hope for something other than the most boring, soul-destroying style of McKinnon-baw we've been subjected to so far.

You need a longer lasting Coke.

They need to chill out and have some quality trampoline time (steady, Kenneth).

I'll be honest here and say I was excited when McKinnon was brought in. I thought, wrongly, his experience, skill-set, and contacts would result in a strong re-build of the team. Well, clearly that hasn't worked and what's currently on show is something just short of disastrous. For me the final straw was the delusional post-match interview when he said some outrageous stuff, "there's nothing between us and the top of the league" ffs, which is nothing short of taking us all for idiots. I'm not sure what calibre of player could possibly be eyeing up Forfar as a good career move - especially if rumours about at least one player being keen to leave is true. That we're stuck with Ray McKinnon for next season is a huge worry. His standing within football circles will surely have taken a hit here. Unless turgid, boring, no invention is the norm, of course. But the likes of Stenhousemuir and their set up argues against that. What next? Clearly he's here until the end of the season. That gives the Directors some time to offer a) an apology to all the fans & sponsors for a dismal state of affairs of their making and b) a plan for the way ahead to offer survival from what might well be in the years ahead, a drop into the HL. Grim stuff all round.

There'll be a few more Higgs particles flying about soon.

Graveyard of a forum? This is top banter .

Free the India Six.